Poland POLAND 2023 - Blanka - Solo

[ESC United Mod Team]

 

[midnightsun]

I mean it's a televoting-only semi. I just feel it in my guts, that Bejba Kween Blanka may have the qualificiation in the bag.

I have this feeling too and I don’t even like the song, to put it in a friendly way.

 

[njdevils94]

Blanka is going back to school in her postcard that took place at the University of Warsaw where she is partying with a bunch of people in a classroom.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1649111957453041664

 

[Wynnter]

It's alright. Boring and repetitive. Doesn't do anything interesting. And gets quite annoying after a while. The memes are funny, but if that's all you can give, I'm not satisfied. The vibes are still funky enough for this to not drop any lower, but it is just so... bland. Listening to this is kind of like eating dry bread without any toppings. Sure, it's edible, and can fill your stomach if you manage to pull through enough times, but it sure as hell does not leave an everlasting impression. And neither a pleasant one.

Final score: points

 

[NemesisNick]

I've made a video, containing my views on the entry representing Poland in the Eurovision Song Contest 2023: Blanka - "Solo".

Nemesis Nick Talks Eurovision: Poland 2023

 

[Realest]

 

[CatTully]

This imagery makes 0 sense with this song.

 

[crashworld]

This imagery makes 0 sense with this song.

It's during the dance break, gurl. God, can you keep up with the news?

 

[CatTully]

It's during the dance break, gurl. God, can you keep up with the news?

Not sure what that changes? Dance break is still part of that godforsaken song, and this kind of imagery still makes 0 sense.

 

[crashworld]

Not sure what that changes? Dance break is still part of that godforsaken song, and this kind of imagery still makes 0 sense.

The dance break has hard-thumping drums coming and a change of mood. So of course, she is going to up the game and bring in the fire. The change of tropical feel to this fire/spicy looks perfectly fine. What is so jarring about it?

 

[CatTully]

The dance break has hard-thumping drums coming and a change of mood. So of course, she is going to up the game and bring in the fire. The change of tropical feel to this fire/spicy looks perfectly fine. What is so jarring about it?

Ah didn't know that about the dance break. I admire the dedication from that woman to make her shitty song worse and worse.

 

[EscGeek]

I kinda said it before but Blanka is the embodiment of tons of songs i heavily rooted for in the past several years that sadly lost in the end.

Want proof?

Baby, swing your body, body round and round
Run like a lion, run like a lion
Chase the fire when the sun goes down
Run like a cheetah all the way to Zion now
Natural animal, oh, you know savage is my style
Swing your body, body round and round, round
Like it wild, yeah, I like it, like it wild

 

[Realest]

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Mainshow]

This imagery makes 0 sense with this song.

The song is a summer bop.

Summer = a lot of sun(shine)

Bejba dancing in front of the sun.

 

[I bims]

... this will qualify guys.

 

[dogmeat]

Ah didn't know that about the dance break. I admire the dedication from that woman to make her shitty song worse and worse.

At this point making it worse might actually help. Nobody can in all seriousness vote for this, but they might meme it into the final.

 

[crashworld]

... this will qualify guys.

No doubt it will. It's afterall #bejbasupremacy in full force.
Nobody outside the ESC bubble is going to care about the shitestorm that went in the NF.

 

[Genesis]

Quen Blanka is going for the wigs hard, and we are here for it.

 

[Mainshow]

... this will qualify guys.

TVP and Blanka went all in - they massively stepped up their game and did another staging right (the last one was back in 2014 if you ask me....).

What an iconic bejba! I didn´t expect to finally be rooting for Poland this year Oo The pics look PHENOMENAL!

 

[ESC94]

TVP and Blanka went all in - they massively stepped up their game and did another staging right (the last one was back in 2014 if you ask me....).

What an iconic bejba! I didn´t expect to finally be rooting for Poland this year Oo The pics look PHENOMENAL!

Too bad the song is still ****.

 

[ArmpitOfEurope]

This is SO qualifying after Cyprus-Iceland-Greece downers