Norway NORWAY 2022 - Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana

[escYOUnited]

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don’t know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don’t like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (Banana)

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana

I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na

And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf

Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
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[jatojo]

The best part of Maria's song is the first ten seconds. I think her voice is a bit challenged (screechy) in the chorus.

 

[jatojo]

You can beat this, Sofie.

 

[HayashiM]

Ok, María is my n°1 this year. Please please win!

 

[Looren]

Maria is stunning yeah, but Sofi is really winning my heart, I think I prefer her that Christian actually and that she's my MGP 2nd

GO SOFI

 

[crashworld]

Seriously, this year's MGP is really average. Just by looking at the finalists, I can't believe we are getting such crap songs. Subwoolfer please win.

 

[Gera11]

Come on Thor, we need some help down here

 

[jatojo]

Someone compared the host in the brown suit to a hobbit in Lord Of The Rings.

 

[Mrm]

Subwoolfer - "Give that Wolf a Banana"...I BEG you Norway, PICK THIS!!

 

[Looren]

Yeah just listened to Sofi's final performance, she won my heart

 

[jatojo]

I had Sofie as the clear winner before the heat. And now, after the performances, I have the same opinion.

 

[jatojo]

Maria's song is a bit like Alvedansen 2006. Nordic folklore and a fan favourite, but it didn't do particularly well in the Eurovision final.

 

[Mrm]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

 

[jatojo]

 

[jatojo]

Sofie!!!

 

[Gera11]

Of course.

 

[HayashiM]

Yes Mar... Merde

 

[jatojo]

Will she get a trophy made of glass as first prize?

 

[BarefootBoogaloo]

W H A T

 

[Mrm]

Well, Morland's songs almost always qualify...

And Oda was quite similar to Maria Mohn..

 

[Looren]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS