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This thread is for any general Eurovision 2023 discussion not limited to or specifically about any country's national selections or song choices.
The last time the UK closed the show, Austria won.Ukraine will perform 19th in the final. United Kingdom drew 26th and will close the show.
(edited - they got it the wrong way around in the original link).
Ukraine 19th and the United Kingdom 26th in Grand Final
Ukraine has been drawn to perform 19th in the Grand Final of Eurovision 2023, while the United Kingdom randomly drew 26th position.eurovision.tv
What an OMEN, indeed!The last time the UK closed the show, Austria won.
Gustaph is performing at the coronation concert right???i was asked if I was going to watch the kings coronation yesterday and I said yes but I was just thinking about Gustaph qualifying in semi 2 not Charles
i was asked if I was going to watch the kings coronation yesterday and I said yes but I was just thinking about Gustaph qualifying in semi 2 not Charles
You will never remove his crown.
Monarchies go against the spirit of Eurovision imoGustaph is performing at the coronation concert right???
He could kidnap and hide Cowmilla in his big hatMonarchies go against the spirit of Eurovision imo
Charles will never find her.He could kidnap and hide Cowmilla in his big hat
I agree with many things you mentioned here, except maybe for Malta. Yes, many don't like the song, for me though it is so entertaining and actually a song that I listen to on daily basis. Such a great hook and vibe!Came here to express my overall impressions of ESC 2023 after relistening all entries with my pro ear bugs. I want to do it here because I kinda don't want to get into any fanwanking discussions on countries' respective threads. Also, I can't wait for Georgia anymore.
The impressions are based on overall package, I don't care if anyone says "But her vocal...". So what? It's a SONG contest.
I divided the entries into categories, and I'm enumerating them from the worst to less bad / best to less good.
GROUND ZERO or THOSE WHO SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR MUSIC and shouldn't have been at ESC to begin with:
1. Polska
Then, as first, those countries THAT SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED FOR NOT EVEN TRYING:
1. Romania
2. San Marino
3. Malta
Second, those countries THAT SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED FOR BEING STINGY TO HIRE A PROPER PRODUCER:
1. Australia
2. Azerbaycan
3. Czechia
4. Portugal
5. Albania
Third, those countries THAT SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED FOR SERVING ALWAYS THE SAME SHOW FROM THE 00's and 90's (some even '80's) or FOR SERVING THE MOST UNORIGINAL AND BLAND MUSIC WITH NO ADDED VALUE:
1. Belgium
2. Lithuania
3. Netherlands
4. Iceland
5. Denmark
6. UK
7. Sweden
8. Greece
9. Cyprus
10. Switzerland
11. Estonia
12. Ireland...
with special credits to...
13. Another male Italian screaming 80's canzona
14. Another Scandinavian / Viking feminist bop with cheesy lyrics from Norway
15. Another ethnic bop from Moldova
Fourth, those countries THAT SHOULD BE THANKED FOR DECIDING TO AT LEAST ENTERTAIN US ON BEST LEVEL POSSIBLE THERE IS IN TODAY'S MUSIC:
1. Finland
2. Austria
3. Israel
4. France
5. Germany
Fifth, those countries THAT DECIDED AT LEAST TO TROLL US AND SHOCK US AND SERVED ART / PERFORMANCE / SOMETHING DIFFERENT OUT OF THAT:
Brothers by 1. Blood and 2. Arms and 3. Craziness level - 1. Serbia and 2. Croatia
And finally, those countries THAT SAVED THE FACE OF EUROVISION THIS YEAR WITH THEIR QUALITY AND ORIGINALITY:
1. Armenia
2. Latvia
3. Spain
4. Slovenia
In the end, all my love to Ukraine, you are one of a kind, I wish you all the best everywhere, from Liverpool to Crimea. The rest is irrelevant.
Untied Queendom
Queendom. Or should I say Unhinged Queens everywhere?UNTIED WHAT
It was cheaper to fly with his hat in the hold now than it is in MayDoes Gustaph know that Eurovision is in mid May not mid March?