OOOOOH WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY SIZZLING HOT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH WE HAVE LINED UP FOR YOU HERE. YOUNG GO-GETTER AUSTIN THEORY, THE HUNKY RICK BOOGS AND THE DELIGHTFULLY ECCENTRIC SHINSUKE NAKAMURA. OH MY... I WOULDN'T LIKE TO PLACE MY BETS HERE OR BE IN THE RING WITH THEM.
OUR TWO NEXT COMBATANTS ARE LOCKED IN A GIANT PADLOCKED STEEL CAGE. THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT UNTIL EITHER BIANCA BELAIR OR KIT WILSON EMERGES TRIUMPHANT IN THIS BRUTAL BATTLE.
BIANCA HAS BROKEN THE PADLOCKS! SHE WANTS OUT OF THIS HELL... SHE'S NOW CLIMBING THE CAGE. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!!!??? IS SHE CRAZY... SHE'S INJURED. SHE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS..
KIT WILSON IS NOW CLIMBING THE CAGE TOO!!
HE'S TRYING TO GRAB BIANCA'S FOOT...
SHE KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!! HE FALLS FROM ALMOST THE VERY TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO A TABLE BELOW.... OH MY...
HOLY FIREBALLS!!! WHAT THE HECK HAS JAQUELINE GONE AND DONE!?!? IS SHE CRAZY!?!? AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO ANYONE TO FIGHT HER.. AND NOW SHE HAS ERIK, TOMMASO CIAMPA AND GOD.. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT...... THE UNDERTAKER... WANTING TO FIGHT HER IN A HANDICAP MATCH. NOOO... CALL AN AMBULANCE NOW. I'M SCARED FOR OUR JACQUELINE. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.