imthero
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- December 28, 2010
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Welcome once again to Anselmsmumonia, where we hope you have a terrible stay.
Yes, that's right - you can forget everything you knew about Ansmumish hospitality. When you get to your hotel, you'll find the beds have not been debugged, the showers only have ice cold water and the chocolates on your pillow contain strawberry creme (which, as everybody knows, is the worst chocolate filling ever invented). Everything is written in Comic Sans MS.
Why this rudeness, you may ask? Well, the fact of the matter is that we really want to win this spinoff. Like, really. It's been ages since we won anything. Apart from that edition of NSC not that long ago, but the Ansmumish people have very short memories and what have you done for us lately, eh?
Anyway, we don't have it in us to actually cheat, so we're just going to do everything we can to put you all off your game and make everything as inconvenient as possible for you. For example, the venue for this spinoff is approximately five hours from your hotel by bus. And our buses don't have air conditioning. Or toilets. Actually, neither does the venue.
There's also a secret rule that's really going to shake up the results of this spinoff. You might gain some points, you might lose some points. You'll probably lose some points. Anselmsmumonia will definitely gain points, though. Definitely, this isn't a lie. At all. Do you want to know what the secret rule is? Here, you can download it:
The Secret Rule
Oh, silly me. I forgot to mention that there is a password. You'll only get that once the results are in.
Just to give y'all a sporting chance we'll give you a peek at our entry:
Isn't it great? So great. We'll definitely win with this. You might as well not bother entering. Seriously, just fly back home. Oh wait, the airport is closed for fumigation until the end of March. Such a shame for you. Deepest sympathies.
In that case, you might as well enter, just for something to do. It's easy, just fill in this form and PM it to imthero:
Nation:
Artist:
Song:
Link:
You've got until 1537 GMT on Sunday 8 March.
Confirmed Nations (15)
Anselmsmumonia
Artyomka
Balearica Island
Cherniya
Eterland
Ölanda
Öösingimaed
Paper & INK
Pigeon Island
QuiénDQ
Reym-L-Dneurb
Roseland
Rumia
Santa d'Lucia
Waiting Iist of Shelley & Nici
