Andalublue
Active member
It struck me very strongly this year that many of those non-English-speaking countries that enter songs in English are making a big mistake. Europe wants to hear the wonderful variety of languages sopken across our wonderfully culturally diverse continent.
This also led me to think about the entries that made the worst use of English in their songs. Who were the worst criminals in mangling our beautiful language? Post your nominations here.
I'm thinking to judge it on two criteria: firstly, which song had the most ridiculous, banal and clichéd English lyrics? Here's a couple of examples:
"When the night is falling from the sky" - anyone else think, well, that's impossible, night falls, but it can't fall from the sky?
"Ain't got no funny"???? Ain't got no (double negative) funny....what?
"This is a zeal from above" What is one of those? Anyone know what a 'zeal' is? Is it like a zea-lion?
Secondly, which performers sang their songs as if they had never heard English spoken before? Bad pronunciation, unintelligible delivery and thick, unbearable accents score high. I reckon the Swiss brothers or the Belarus rockers sound like they've learned their English from a tourist phrase-book.
I really wish ESC would return to the mother-tongue language rule. This year's contest suggests that singing in your own language is no barrier to scoring well, so why not?
There are ten candidates in the poll. If you can think of more, post an example of their crimes and we'll see if they can be added.
This also led me to think about the entries that made the worst use of English in their songs. Who were the worst criminals in mangling our beautiful language? Post your nominations here.
I'm thinking to judge it on two criteria: firstly, which song had the most ridiculous, banal and clichéd English lyrics? Here's a couple of examples:
"When the night is falling from the sky" - anyone else think, well, that's impossible, night falls, but it can't fall from the sky?
"Ain't got no funny"???? Ain't got no (double negative) funny....what?
"This is a zeal from above" What is one of those? Anyone know what a 'zeal' is? Is it like a zea-lion?
Secondly, which performers sang their songs as if they had never heard English spoken before? Bad pronunciation, unintelligible delivery and thick, unbearable accents score high. I reckon the Swiss brothers or the Belarus rockers sound like they've learned their English from a tourist phrase-book.
I really wish ESC would return to the mother-tongue language rule. This year's contest suggests that singing in your own language is no barrier to scoring well, so why not?
There are ten candidates in the poll. If you can think of more, post an example of their crimes and we'll see if they can be added.