Fun versions of the ESC songs

[StellaStai]

May i post it here...? If not, it's ok Matt or sombody else deleting this post...

It's April fools day, though..

http://www.diggiloo.net/?2011

 

[r3gg13]

Microwaveeee ^^ That would be cool

Alright! I'll do that this weekend

 

[94ayd]

Oh, yeah, I totally love diggiloo.com's special Apirl Fools Day pages!

 

[Milos-BC]

Now it's time for my long-awaited "softened" version, enjoy

Emmy - Lick-click

Your "little cowboy" is shooting, my "pizza" is all smoothing
The body is still sweating, ay ay ay
I'm on fire and I'm screaming, you "stabbed him" deep, so I'm singing
La-la-laaaaaaaaaa

Now it's time for me to have a meal (Have a meal)
Instead of a ham, i"ll eat your "sausage", it's no big deeeeaaal (No big deal)

Refrain:

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!

We ate enough, now it's time for "smoking", don't think that I am joking
Who'll go first-you or I - ay ay ay ?
This bed will simply break down, but you prince, you'll be without your "crown" - ay ay ay ay


Now it's time for me to have a meal
Instead of a ham, i"ll eat your "sausage", it's no big deeeeaaal

Refrain 2x:

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard" on the ground!

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!


You passed the exam honey
you crushed my "turtle-shell" (and without a vibrator)
But I'm a bad student, so hold your "Dicky" tiiiiiight (Dicky tight)

Refrain 2x

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!

Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
Lick-click-click-lick-click-lick
Your "mouse" is so flick-flick-flick-flick
The "liquid" is flying all around (all around)
My "keyboard's" on the ground!

The End

 

[94ayd]

By softened you mean soft porn?

 

[aletem]

Lol @ those versions! Milos you should repost "Sale, sale". That was epic!

 

[r3gg13]

@Milos, that's epically funny! Sausage

 

[Milos-BC]

By softened you mean soft porn?

Nooo, where did you see that

Milos you should repost "Sale, sale". That was epic!

Indeed, though I'll have to find it first But it was the most appreciated cover that I worked on so far

And thanks Reggie More of them will come soon, though I had an inspiration for Emmy the most, but I have inspiration for several others as well

 

[lucian-crusher]

I know it should be about Eurovision 2011 songs but this is what poped into my mind in ,,Fairytale":

,,I'm in love with a Barbie girl
Eventough it costs
And I don't care if I lose my money
I'm already broke"

 

[94ayd]

3

 

[r3gg13]

I know it should be about Eurovision 2011 songs but this is what poped into my mind in ,,Fairytale":

,,I'm in love with a Barbie girl
Eventough it costs
And I don't care if I lose my money
I'm already broke"

LMAO!! Funny!

 

[Conductor]

In Slovenia we already have fun version of No one related to the new videospot.
[video]http://www.radio1.si/strani/Oddaje.aspx?ID=10462[/video]

Text in english:
Hey, watch it, Keuc is coming!
*diffrent ninja sounds*
That day I collected mushrooms,
went around and stared on the ground.
Someone picked all mushrooms already,
he came very early in the morning.
This happend just to me.
I don't go back without them.
No. I will pick them now,
I rather die, I rather die.
See there is one jerk,
get lost boy, this is my terrain.
Mushrooms and all those dry branches.
F**k, here is one on the ground.
He looks really weird, then he jupmed from the leaves.
I am very calm. Is anybody still here?
********************, badboys picked them all,
what are you staring at me, get out!
Get lost away!
This is my forest and those are my mushrooms.
This kids are really anoying to me,
they follow me just behind my ass.
OO, finally I came out the forest.
Here is forest glade,
here are mushrooms!
Here are mushrooms!
Here are always mushrooms!

 

[aletem]

^ That doesn't sound depressing at all.