Fun versions of the ESC songs

[aletem]

I know Milos did an amazing job with an Armenian entry (was it 2009?), so I decided to open a thread and well... let's be creative!! This thread is about fun versions of the songs. You can make one on your own and we can see how creative you are etc.
It is nothing outrageous. Just for fun (so don't get mad).

Anyway, here is my version (not full, but I did the best I could) of the Croatian song "Celebrate". I love this song, but I was inspired to make one fuuun version of it.


Monday, my day,
Exhausted like a street light,
Let's go and hit the next pub,
I wanna get drunk

Get your, fat aasss
And go and get me a Heineken beer,
Join me on this wooden table,
Befooore I gooo home

Salad break, every afternoon for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
Nothing can stop me now
Salad break, eating in my car for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
In a clothing galaxy

Naked, showering,
I am singing this under the moon light
A thousand teens are watching me, some are taking picturees

I dooon’t caaare,
If they are watching me naked,
As long as they have a good time,
So they can enjoy life

Salad break, every afternoon for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
Nothing can stop me now
Salad break, eating in my car for lunch,
Escape from my boss, shop in a store,
In a clothing galaxy.

I'll make one of Macedonia (this one will be bilingual) and Armenia soon.

 

[r3gg13]

Oh this sounds so fun! I'm gonna try one soon... Hungary or Armenia maybe

 

[FallenAngelII]

Too bad I los the lyrics to my parody of "Make My Day" (FYR Macedonia's 2005 entry, I believe) where I made fun of what a bad song and singer they had.

 

[Milos-BC]

Hahaha, great idea aletem Yes, actually that was the Armenian entry from 2008 (If I remember correctly it was "Sale Sale" in my version 3).

I'll make some fun versions of several entries soon

And these lyrics of "Celebrate" are actually the best 3

 

[Matt]

A couple of days we had a conversation in the swedish thread about the random lyrics of "Popular" so I posted some random lines and ended up writing a full song. So here it is:

MATT'S RENDITION OF "POPULAR"

Don't say that the couch's uncomfortable cause I know it's comfortable.
Though you say that you will never pay,
I can say you will one day
I can say you will one dayyyyy!

You'll buy the soft sofa, you'll buy the soft sofa
soon you'll sit in the soft sofa
It's blue and not too big, it's yours so get it, quick
Hot chicks like guys with soft sofas.

You’ll throw your hands up in the light,
“I’m gonna steal the couch tonight”
You’ll steal the soft sofa, you’ll steal the soft sofa
You’ll gonna get the soft sofa.

Spread the news, you gonna do it right.
You're at the store, late at night.
Stole the couch but the police was there.
Took you downtown, it's just not fair
in a cell, the couch's not theeeeerrre!

You have no soft Sofa, you have no soft Sofa
Just metal chairs, no soft sofa
You're bed is hard as stone, no TV and no phone
You wish you had your soft sofa.

You’ll throw your hands up in the light,
But won’t be sleeping well at night.
You you have no soft sofa, you have no soft sofa
Enjoy the jail without the soft sofa

 

[r3gg13]

I have my own version of Boom Boom but I'm hesitant on posting

 

[Isabella]

^ Post it, I'm curious

Great job aletem and Matt
If I get inspiration, maybe I post my version

 

[Kryptonite]

Yeah, post it r3gg13!

 

[r3gg13]

I hope no one gets offended, this is only for fun I only have the first half of the song so far. I'll get it done eventually Enjoy!

Boom boom

Her legs and thighs are fancy, long, they are for running
But you are still complaining – ay ay ay
Her neck is so so so so inviting, why are we just lying?
We really should get naked n – ay ay ay- ked

Come and take my clothes away, now don't be shy (Don't be shy)
And let's try to hold our beers high (beers high)

Boom boom, waka waka, your ass makes that sound-a, sound-a
Boom boom, waka waka, my face is red-a, red-a
I wanna say one thing is true (true)
I'm in bed with you.

Boom boom, clap-a clap-a, your ass makes me wanna, wanna
Boom boom, truck-a truck-a, your face is like-a like-a
I wanna say that one thing is blue (blue)
Lena's underwear was blue.

I know you got me spinning, I wanna stay for a few nights
So there's no gigs tonight – ay ay ayt
Now tonight, we can try, throw eggs to the sky- aaaay aaay.
Just you and I – ay ay ay ay

 

[aletem]

I have to modify my Armenian version.

 

[Milos-BC]

I'll soon my post my version of "Boom Boom". I hope no one gets offended, the lyrics and the point are.......hm, nasty, but I'll try to soft it "a bit" 3

 

[r3gg13]

Go Milos!! I'm gonna make a new version of Celebrate whenever I have free time

 

[Steffan]

My version of Celebrate...

Creme Brulee

Kitchen, my place
There I find, my embrace
My stove comes there to hug me
I leave the troubles behind
(Oooh)
Put your spoons up
Let the taste take over your gut
I'll Bake here until I die
Not caring 'bout my weigh

Ref:
Creme Brulee
You're my favorite thing to bake
I put in a bit of egg yolks
Which will please all the folks
Put it in hot water now
Creme Brulee
You're my favorite thing to bake
Put in a quart of heavy cream
For this magic flavored dream
In my magical oven here

My home
Dinner's here
You all know my meals are so top tier
A thousand forks are clinging
‘Till the stomach's full
(Oooh)
Put your spoons up
Let the taste take over your gut
Dig in, you’ll have a good time
The meal of your life

Ref.

Just in eatin’ and burpin’ and burpin’ , digestin'
This food will heal your soul
Let’s bow to the taste and flavors all around
Until we can't take no more
(Oooh, oooh)

Ref.

Creme Brulee!


Pretty bad but I'm working on becoming better ^^

 

[r3gg13]

^ Not bad at all Steffan. I actually laughed in person when I read creme brulee. I could imagine Daria dancing and eating creme brulee at the same time, your version is pretty funny

 

[Isabella]

Great versions Reggie and Steffan I had a good laugh

 

[94ayd]

Keep them coming! I, especially enjoyed the "Celebrate" one. Doesn't "Bake a Cake" sound better, though?

 

[doctormalisimo]

This is my version of 's version of Que me quiten lo bailao called 'He perdido mis llaves'. It's only the first verse and chorus (I may finish it). Sorry for the bad language, but it just seems to fit. Some people wont like this because I've turned a happy song into something angry and with lots of swearing, but enjoy

Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no

I can not find, I can not find my motherfucking keys

Where'd my keys go, have you seen them?
I just left them on the table
I just put them down beside the lampshade
I left my handbag in the car
I need to get them quickly
I need to get them now, right this second, right now
What to do? What am I going to do now, really?
I'm fucked right now, I need to go somewhere, I need them right now.
Where did my car keys go?

Oh oh oh oh oh no no
Oh oh oh oh oh no no

I can not find, I can not find my motherfucking keys

 

[Milos-BC]

Great covers doctormalisimo and Stefan as well

 

[r3gg13]

Great one Doc! I have an idea for "Celebrate", which one do you wanna see guys, "Microwave" or "She's so Great" which is pretty much a song about Ani Lorak? Your choice

 

[Steffan]

Microwaveeee ^^ That would be cool