Hahaha, I can't believe they made this at the Urban Dictionary.
And I was one of the victims! Norway NORWAY 2018 - Alexander Rybak - That's How You Write a Song
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And I was one of the victims! 
lolita
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The most hilarious Q&A I've ever watched. I am in tears!
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The most hilarious Q&A I've ever watched. I am in tears!
333 Loved that video! Since he was talking about the difference of creativity and insanity, I don't know which one of these two can be said about this video! 2 Loved especially the opera scene. And: "Water. Water. Water." I drink water the most as well!
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Hahaha, those parts are also my favorite! Alex expressed his great creativity ( and insanity
) in this video, I love it! 
Nope. All of them are far better than Rybak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUX3_0KM7fc Even this is miles better than Rybak!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUX3_0KM7fc Even this is miles better than Rybak!
sis ireland has been competing for years
+ there has been ABUSERS in the contest that should be automatically last
and both san marindo and chiki chiki are iconic hdu joke pop and zumba perfection
+ there has been ABUSERS in the contest that should be automatically last
and both san marindo and chiki chiki are iconic hdu joke pop and zumba perfection
and this is also the best song rybak has released in the past two years
well there is this that is cool but it's a feat where he is not the main artist so not counting
Mom, let the music guide and I'm still here are insufferable while at least THYWAS is good to clean dishes (!!!) and Rybak managed to sell it somehow. I miss his early career when he just released works of art. :/
well there is this that is cool but it's a feat where he is not the main artist so not counting
Mom, let the music guide and I'm still here are insufferable while at least THYWAS is good to clean dishes (!!!) and Rybak managed to sell it somehow. I miss his early career when he just released works of art. :/
Well Ireland is a gift to Eurovision and Eurovision is lucky to have Ireland!
On that about abusers you are right but i try to judge only the entries.
their entries are also shit so you should have no problem placing them last tbh
Tbh i only know the case of Omar (Slovenia 2017). Who else was?
isaiah
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Well ladies and gentleman, here we have the entry from 2018 I HATED the most, Norway!!
In Lisbon we saw Alexander Rybak again, the man who won the contest in 2009 in a landslide no one has ever seen before. I have to admit I was never a fan of "Fairytale", but I could at least understand what people liked about it. This was absolutely not the case in 2018!!
His second entry "That´s How You Write a Song" was basically the perfect example how a song souldn´t be written. It was extremely repetitive lyrically and sounded like he had written the song in one minute while sitting on the toiled bowl. The melody also sounded more like something you would sing on a birthday party in kindergarten. What was really irritating to me was this forced happiness in the song, I really can´t stand this when songs try to force you to smile without giving you the chance to decide if this song is worth a smile for you. All factors combined this was just horrendous and while he was performing I just wanted to scream and kicking my TV!!
The fact that won its semi still confuses me, but the second semi final 2018 was generally pretty weak. In the final this embarrassing kindergarten birthday song finished 15th, still ten places too good but at least not in the top ten, this would have been really ridiculous.
All in all this was really the worst entry has sent this decade. It was just cringeworthy and terrible on any level and I´m pretty sure without the "label" Rybak this would have crashed and burned in the semi, and rightfully deserved in my opinion!! I gave this trash a clear , for me this was a lost year for Norway!! 
In Lisbon we saw Alexander Rybak again, the man who won the contest in 2009 in a landslide no one has ever seen before. I have to admit I was never a fan of "Fairytale", but I could at least understand what people liked about it. This was absolutely not the case in 2018!!
His second entry "That´s How You Write a Song" was basically the perfect example how a song souldn´t be written. It was extremely repetitive lyrically and sounded like he had written the song in one minute while sitting on the toiled bowl. The melody also sounded more like something you would sing on a birthday party in kindergarten. What was really irritating to me was this forced happiness in the song, I really can´t stand this when songs try to force you to smile without giving you the chance to decide if this song is worth a smile for you. All factors combined this was just horrendous and while he was performing I just wanted to scream and kicking my TV!!
The fact that
won its semi still confuses me, but the second semi final 2018 was generally pretty weak. In the final this embarrassing kindergarten birthday song finished 15th, still ten places too good but at least not in the top ten, this would have been really ridiculous.All in all this was really the worst entry
has sent this decade. It was just cringeworthy and terrible on any level and I´m pretty sure without the "label" Rybak this would have crashed and burned in the semi, and rightfully deserved in my opinion!! I gave this trash a clear , for me this was a lost year for Norway!!
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saw this just now but preach sis