No, I will NOT be ranking my top 100 songs here

[Ezio]

Barbara Dex is an actual fashion icon compared to her

btw. "Iemand als jij" is "Limits (1993)" - an arrow through my bleeding heart. Beautiful and underrated.

 

[Ana Raquel]

legend tbh

 

[LastDreamer]

~* THE NETHERLANDS *~
Personal favourite entry: Ruth Jacott - "Vrede" (1993)

Awful choice. xslap

 

[BorisBubbles]

You better be mindful with posts like that, hunty. I've bitten my tongue when you ranked most of my faves low on your list.

 

[Citelis]

Awful choice. xslap

I'm going to agree. It's terrible and probably the worst of 1993.

 

[Alaska49]

this seals vrede as the best dutch song right? i mean it's a badge of honour to be disliked by someone who hates everything that comes out of eurovision nowadays and someone who likes s!sters. vrede is flawless and perfect and narrowly misses being my own 1993 favourite because TIA MIA MAS PEZUN ROK TIN ALI TSIFTETELI *stares at the camera seductively for 7 hours*

 

[Ana Raquel]

it's not shangri-la but come on it's not like vrede is as bad as duncan the toppers or 3js

still better than *n y**r *y*s and would have been a great winner that year

 

[Citelis]

Well The Toppers were so rubbish that they go to that category of entries that are so extremely bad thet i can't hate them.

 

[BorisBubbles]

I'm not even going to entertain this ridiculous notion that "Vrede" isn't anything but a wig-snatching, witty, highly entertaining take on the peace anthem. Commit yourself towards mediocrity if you must, but I stan quality.

And yes, Toppers are easily the worst Dutch entrant, thank fuck we can at least agree on that.

 

[BorisBubbles]

TOP 40

40. 2011: Maja Keuc - "No one"
39. 2018: Elina Nechayeva - "La forza"
38. 2012: Loreen - "Euphoria"
37. 2015: Bojana Stamenov - "Beauty never lies"
36. 2010: Giorgos Alkaios & Friends - "OPA!"
35. 2019: KEiiNO - "Spirit in the sky"
34. 2013: Gianluca - "Tomorrow"
33. 2013: Elitsa & Stoyan - "Samo shampioni"
32. 2015: Nadav Guedj - "Golden boy"
31. 2010: Jessy Matador - "Allez ola olé"

 

[BorisBubbles]

somebody page rainywoods

TOP 30

30. 2016: Nika Kocharov & The Young Georgian Lolitaz - "Midnight gold"
29. 2017: NAVIBAND - "Story of my life"
28. 2015: Måns Zelmerlöw - "Heroes"
27. 2018: ZiBBZ - "Stones"
26. 2010: Paula Seling & Ovi - "Playing with fire"
25. 2016: Francesca Michielin - "No degree of separation"
24. 2019: Mahmood - "Soldi"
23. 2018: Lea Sirk - "Hvala, ne!"
22. 2013: "Who See - "Igranka"
21. 2014: Cleo - "My slowianie"

 

[BorisBubbles]

We're getting very close now

20. 2010: maNga - "We could be the same"
19. 2017: Joci Pápai - "Origo"
18. 2013: Krista Siegfrids - "Marry me"
17. 2016: Laura Tesoro - "What's the pressure?"
16. 2016: Hovi Star - "Made of stars"
15. 2018: Ieva Zasimauskaite - "When we're old"
14. 2014: Conchita Wurst - "Rise like a phoenix"
13. 2013: Zlata Ognevich - "Gravity"
12. 2010: Juliana Pasha - "It's all about you"
11. 2013: Koza Mostra ft. Agathonas Iakovidis - "Alcohol is free".

PLEASE APPLAUD THE TOP 10

Whose success are YOU rooting for??

 

[Ezio]

I'd take Aminata or Poli Genova over anyone else in the Top 10. Kate Miller-Heidke rounds out the Top 3. Blanche Top 5.

For the rest: it's your hair, so I don't caiiiiiirrrr

Sorry, Tinkara, you have no business in anyone's Top 10. Get out! Maja Keuc would be much more appriopriate there.

 

[Ezio]

Your loooooooo---aaaaah-vveee rewiiiiiiiiiifess myyyy Seoouuuuuuuuulll.... And I know, you'll choose it whoooole overaaaaaallllll


Hoooooola miiiiiiii, uuuuuuuniiiiccooooooo......erés mi unicoooooooo aaaaamo-o-o-o-ohhhr (the version for my ex/not-so-ex-babe, I sing it to him everyday in the morning on the phone 'I'm crazy')



Ehmpf, die me lube of duh, die me lube of duh,
You and me can touch a qurrrl,
Together we're invincibe-hee-heeelll

You and me can touch the whuuuurl
Day'll neva brake uss dowwwwwn....


Can't choose

 

[Realest]

Who is in the Middle? Lena?

 

[BorisBubbles]

Yes that's Lena lmao.

 

[Ezio]

Teeeköööön beeeei eeeeeh stranshhuuuuh ... I luv it


There is a lot of good taste represented, and some really bad choices too....

However, better than the opposite-to-everyone-else-charts from the Baltic Sistah, sistaha (don't you try to hide it)

 

[LastDreamer]

"Undo" should win in 2014.

"Marry Me"

2019 is a piece of nothing, I even can't name that song bad, good or average.

 

[Ezio]

"Undo" should win in 2014.

I prefer, Attention! A little kid! And you could give me loads of laugh!

 

[LastDreamer]

However, better than the opposite-to-everyone-else-charts from the Baltic Sistah, sistaha (don't you try to hide it)

Hey, hater. I have a special song for you.