Misheard lyrics of 2016

[Quent91]

Chorus! Right after she goes "Loin d'ici-eeh" and right before the chorus starts getting that dun-dun-dun-dun rhythm.

Dans un pays
Loin d'ici
On chante, on chante ?

Well, there's quite a gap between "on chante" and "no sharting"

 

[Titowam]

Dans un pays
Loin d'ici
On chante, on chante ?

Well, there's quite a gap between "on chante" and "no sharting"

I still keep hearing "no sharting" XDD

 

[ESCFr]

- You took over my orbit
- I'm not what you want, with your moooom
- Now watch me cringing for more
- You got in my headphones
- Guess I've got enough bowl
- Gonna take America to heal this law
- I'm letting you, girl
- Caught in a mild love
- I howl in a blue light
- They've chosen me to help me understand
- I am waking you
We're the last love organ
You speak a lesson on your friends
I want your balls away (Sandhja you're a psycho) (known one)
- We won't get over you
- I'll break a bone with hope in our hearts
Come tuck me inside out, upside down (Nicky you're a perv)
There in the sky, hiding nowhere
Donut (known one)
The sky is Tumblr (known one)
- I've been failing in two grades
- Always trying to break the force
- Letting it leak away
Tell me like the wind
The stories are whining
-Where's your mint
- Yes, don't do my toe, y'all mad, hem, ooooooooooooh, men, whoever they are should matter
- To love the heavens, the happiest times
- What, don't need my toe, y'all mad, hem

 

[MonkeyJaw]

If love was a crime, then we would be criminals
(...)
If love was a crime, then we would were criticals

 

[Tintin]

"How do I mix red and blue together?" sounds like "Happiness comes when we're together".

Not a particularly funny misunderstanding but I had to read the lyrics to make that bit of the song out.

 

[Krishoes]

О, дай ми любовта

It sounds like the Italian "Oh dammi l'uva" = Hey, give me the grapes

 

[Tintin]

Zoe from sounded as if she was multilingual during the chorus

"Cos I'll be... loin d'ici".

 

[WhoKnows]

Together we're untoucha-boy
Together we're invinci-boy


Tell me little one

 

[EscGeek]

Sing It Away, I want your balls away

 

[joancamo]

... Sing it away!! I'll munch your balls away!!...

 

[Johnn]

- You will find piss in your heart that you cra-ave.

Should be: You will find peace in your heart that you cra-ave.

 

[MonkeyJaw]

Stormy tights

Was gonna post this today

 

[ilias5280]

"don't swallow my soul... Ar$e holes!"

 

[lavieenrose]

- You will find piss in your heart that you cra-ave.

Should be: You will find peace in your heart that you cra-ave.

UR example for this, the iconic "We Wanna Piss"

 

[pyryniemi]

Hi Bosnia (harbour's near)
Tell me with the wine (tell me, black or white)
Don't have a sunrise (dawn and the sunrise)
I have faith in you (I am thanking you)
and sun will sing (and so will the sin)

 

[Edward]

Juuuu live and juuuu learn

Not exactly misheard but cracks me up whenever I listen to Samra's fishy pronounciation of English on the album track

 

[mariagold]

teik my hends,


this sound so harsh

 

[Alevender]

2010

Original -
Many, many years ago,
When I was a little child,
Mama told me you should know,
Our world is cruel and wild

Misheard -
Many, many years ago
When there was a little chat,
Mama told me you should know,
Our word is Q and Y

 

[ag89]

2009 Urban Symphony - Rändajad
The first word of the song is "Kõrbe" but it sounded to me "kyrpä" which means dick in Finnish.

It also sounds like "hookers" in Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian.

 

[John1]

What I did hear : A Bosnie, no more feaaaar

What she did really say : Harbour's near, no more feaaaar