Misheard lyrics of 2016

[Edward]

Couldn't find a thread for this year. Posting this because like 10 days after the final I'm a little surprised to learn that Jamala sings:

"We could build a future"

while I thought all along that it was "Welcome to the future".

Also by the tone she uses in lines like "Humanity cries/Humanity rise" I thought she could be using soft swears or words of discontent instead.

Don't want to pick on Jamala at all but is it just me who thinks she could use some help with diction?
(and speaking of that, how terrible were those journalists in the post-semis press conferences? Were they all plain amateurs? Sort of felt embarassed for them. They made the Australian guy seem like a God by comparison )

Feel free to type away actual misheard lyrics or funny elaborated ones.

Like, when Jamala says "Humanity cries" she does it in such a fast way, like the words were glued together that I couldn't help but think to myself whether she was dissing either a crutch or Peter Crouch himself

 

[blue00eyes]

I cum a lot when I'm with you
everyday we must find with the wind
the sky is tumblr
cabby fathers don't bitches me

 

[DiabloRoma]

I gotta PEE inside your mind.

 

[apasionata]

I've got to pee inside your mind ++

 

[Kaz]

In Ghost, the actual lyrics are,

The love we get is the love we give,
A money chest full of love but we hid the key

But I always heard it as,

The love we get is the love we give,
And money's just full of love but we never give

Honestly I like my lyrics more. Perhaps a reference to the refugee crisis?

Also, Raiven's 'Crno Bel' from Slovenia's NF - I thought it was 'Chernobyl'

 

[Johnn]

Tbh I could never get right.
I first thought it was "This is the ghost of you, caught in the ghost of me", then thought it was "This is the ghost of you, hunting the ghost of me", before finally realising it was "This is the ghost of you, haunting the ghost of me".

 

[Titowam]

It's taking over me uueuuuueuuuuuuh, chupaknalikeyouknowpricknoitcannever-uuuuuh (thats legit what I heard the first time)
Harbours near, no more fear, all our clothes disappear
Stormy tights
And I feel my shit keep sizing
And now we have it, the porn
Gonna take your mirror, girl
Donut donut donut donut donut donut, glad I met
Dollar dollar dollar dollar dollar dollar
We could be the whitest falling stars
The fart of us will disappear
We're the last of our kind, and we're running, we know
I cum alot when I'm with you (as previously mentioned)
I've got to say I'm a dick tit
Take my ham and never let go
I see massive balls weighing down people all around
Sing it away, I'll munch your balls away
Come on and raise your butt and cry
You keep on climbing over heels
We shave our ass and step into the cold, cold night
Loin d'ici, no sharting, no sharting
Oh Dami, lube that, Dami, lube that

I got some from a few YouTube videos

 

[Franzilein]

I've got to say I'm a dick tit

Ah, right, the dick tit.

 

[Gordon_Shumway]

[MENTION=15109]Titowam[/MENTION]
Very nice collection. Laughed so hard when I read your first line about Armenia. 2
The wiwibloggs also have two pages with misheard lyrics:
http://wiwibloggs.com/2016/03/24/list-8-misheard-lyrics-eurovision-2016/132508/
http://wiwibloggs.com/2016/04/29/list-7-misheard-lyrics-eurovision-2016/139355/
My favourite from the second list is Norway: "When you're sucking frogs in water" instead of "when you're stuck in frozen water". 3

 

[Johnn]

[MENTION=15109]Titowam[/MENTION]
Very nice collection. Laughed so hard when I read your first line about Armenia. 2
The wiwibloggs also have two pages with misheard lyrics:
http://wiwibloggs.com/2016/03/24/list-8-misheard-lyrics-eurovision-2016/132508/
http://wiwibloggs.com/2016/04/29/list-7-misheard-lyrics-eurovision-2016/139355/
My favourite from the second list is Norway: "When you're sucking frogs in water" instead of "when you're stuck in frozen water". 3

 

[Alevender]

Oringinal - Sing it away
All my troubles away
How did I hear it - Sing it away, I want your balls all day

 

[Nikkita]

I'LL BE YOUR ICEBREAKER
WHEN YOU'RE STALKING FROZEN WATER
(STALKING) FROOOZEN WATER

 

[Quent91]

Loin d'ici, no sharting, no sharting

where did you hear that ?

 

[Titowam]

where did you hear that ?

Chorus! Right after she goes "Loin d'ici-eeh" and right before the chorus starts getting that dun-dun-dun-dun rhythm.

 

[theCONWEL]

Oringinal - Sing it away
All my troubles away
How did I hear it - Sing it away, I want your balls all day

I hear "oh put your balls away"

 

[cegs5]

2009 Urban Symphony - Rändajad
The first word of the song is "Kõrbe" but it sounded to me "kyrpä" which means dick in Finnish.

 

[hdplus]

In Ghost, the actual lyrics are,

The love we get is the love we give,
A money chest full of love but we hid the key

But I always heard it as,

The love we get is the love we give,
And money's just full of love but we never give

Lol, I always understood

The love we get is the love we give,
I'm only just full of love that we're here to give.

I wondered what that could mean since it makes no sense
I should watch Lyric-Videos

 

[Eulaliya]

1986
Actual lyric - Romeo
What I heard - Numero (especially when you hear it in Portuguese accent)

 

[MonkeyJaw]

2016

One Supression...

 

[EscGeek]

2009 Urban Symphony - Rändajad
The first word of the song is "Kõrbe" but it sounded to me "kyrpä" which means dick in Finnish.

that's funny because i hear "kurbe" which means "sluts" in slovene