Misheard Lyrics 2024 Edition

[theditz83]

Time to kick this one off for another year. Post your misheard lyrics from the songs from this season (selected entries or NF songs).

My two for starters:


Jaz sem, ti si, Veronika
You're so dizzy, Veronika

NF (Ka-Boom)
(Korean words in the chorus...)
Box of chicken, yeah!

Cos VB Gang be loving KFC

 

[MopManMoss]

Fuck myself on a pedestal

 

[EscGeek]

Gate

"Air cooler, air cooler oooh"

 

[Lance Esgard]

Fuck myself on a pedestal

Been hearing that line as 'Fight myself on a pedestal' myself.

 

[Looren]

My AI

What the lyrics are : My pitch are always perfect and I'm strong like a machine

What I hear : My b*tch is always perfect and I'm strong like a machine

 

[Sabrewulf238]

I pretty much kept mistaking Nebulossa's song as "Zorro" the whole time.

The advertisement they had running for that Zorro movie on Benidorm didn't help.

 

[theditz83]

I pretty much kept mistaking Nebulossa's song as "Zorro" the whole time.

The advertisement they had running for that Zorro movie on Benidorm didn't help.

Omg this thought occurred to me too with the endless Zorro TV show ads But was that a subliminal means for RTVE to push Nebulossa to the top of the voter's minds? Cynical and analytical old me could have a field day with the psychology around all that!

New one...


(Second verse)
Actual:
Jemi a nuk jemi, jemi a nuk jemi
Du me ta fal, s'po di më as ku jemi

I hear:
Hear me, or not hear me, hear me, or not hear me
Don't make the fire small (di më as ku jemi)

 

[RainyWoods]

COLOGNE, COLONGE, COLOGNE

 

[theditz83]

COLOGNE, COLONGE, COLOGNE

Hahaaa wtf?? Where do you hear this? Love how our brains all pick up different nonsense.

 

[RainyWoods]

Hahaaa wtf?? Where do you hear this? Love how our brains all pick up different nonsense.

Time stamped the epic cologne moment for you


Also, at the "Jemi a nuk jemi" part which you were hearing as "Hear me, or not hear me", I was getting "yummy yummy"

 

[theditz83]

Aaah - I just assumed she was screaming "hello" or "alone" - or a mix of the two

 

[Mainshow]

Since I live close to Cologne (the city, not a random perfumer's shop), I misheard that part in the entry as well!!!! @RainyWoods

 

[EscGeek]

Lutka, lutka, daj mi eno Nutello, Nutello

translation:

Doll, doll, give me one Nutella, Nutella

 

[gigi_copp3]

One of the biggest memes in Italy.
Fiorella Mannoia's Mariposa.

Original lyrics:
Orgogliosa e canto

Misheard lyrics (by a lot of people, even Mannoia herself - she confessed later):
Orco D*o se canto (blasphemy)

 

[han-g]

Not exactly misheard but seems the right place

has English lyrics

Me listening 15 times before noticing

 

[Lance Esgard]

One of the biggest memes in Italy.
Fiorella Mannoia's Mariposa.

Original lyrics:
Orgogliosa e canto

Misheard lyrics (by a lot of people, even Mannoia herself - she confessed later):
Orco D*o se canto (blasphemy)

Always love it when the singer can't unhear it either!

 

[Lance Esgard]

For Luktelk, I keep hearing 'Look, tell.'

 

[heke1988]

Söngvankeppning

Sigga Ózk - Um allan alheiminn

Original lyrics: Góð tilfinning

Misheard lyrics: Good Stephanie

 

[Loindici]

Oooooooooooooh

lick, ooh ogledaluuuuuu

Mmm tasty

 

[Shadowfuxcs]

In Mileo's song from Norway, there's a part where I hear "I didn't know that my p*nnis was clear". Not sure what that was supposed to sound like.