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Republic of Malawi
Old Uto intro:
We all know Lake Malawi because they were those fruity dudes from Czechia, but it's an actual lake. It's quite massive and Malawi is the country on its western shores basically. Now Malawi has had a history like you would expect from some country in the southern parts of Africa. It is not a fully formed nation state, but some multiethnic mess. Of course this is because British people throughout history have been raving lunatics when it comes to drawing borders and of course you need to have some internal issues to help the slave trade along.
But ok, pre-colonial and colonial shit happens and then when the British ran out of tea in the 60s Nyasaland became independent, got itself a nifty name that means jack shit to anyone, cooked up an awful flag and ditto national anthem, installed a dictator for stability and saw the foreign aid wasted on military baubles and palaces. This should all sound familiar.
So now anno 2021 Malawi is a democracy of sorts where freedom of the press is iffy and all politicians are corrupt bastards, but considering Malawi is low on natural resources it isn't doing all that bad. It's still shit-tier in most categories but improvement is going pretty fast and the people are generally pretty well educated and don't fall into the trap of overpopulating the country. Of course they are helped massively in this endeavor by something called HIV, but luckily for the people of Malawi the government doesn't really see things as an issue as some dude who reportedly banged about a 100 women while HIV-positive got sentenced to the massive total of 2 years in prison.
Homosexuality is illegal is Malawi, cutting up clits and dicks is not. Guess we have Jesus to thank for that bullshit as Malawi is generally very much a Protestant bastion. So yeah all in all Malawi is a massive shithole. There's nothing I can say to defend it in that regard. I didn't expect anything better, history screwed this country over. I won't blame the common folk. The people are supposedly pretty nice. There are also pretty pictures to take.
What is left for me now is to show you what Malawi is all about when it comes to music. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
WV Edition | Artist | Song | Semi | Final | Player |
WV137 - S2 | The Very Best | Let Go | 9th (65 pts) | 23rd (58 pts) | Uto |
WV138 - S1 | Dali | Angellina | 13th (58 pts) | <- robbed | Uto |
WV139 - S1 | Duster Namakhwa | Chidyamakanda | 12th (63 pts) | 28th (35 pts) | Uto |
WV140 - S1 | Drew Moyo | Bayete | 21st (44 pts) | N/A | Uto |
WV141 - S1 | Luzio | Imagine Me | 7th (70 pts) | 17th (101 pts) | Uto |
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