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Latvia LATVIA 2022 - Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad

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escYOUnited

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Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight and stored in glass jars (Yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic

Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool?

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

Ring, ring, God damn, it's an exam (Let's go)
Get your trash can, no back-up plan and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (Ayy)
You recyclin' while I'm loving those cheeks (That's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (What)
'Cause my sausage is bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's

Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool?

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as

Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you​
 

aef

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This sounds greatxyaaayxyaaay
I had hope for this in the first two seconds but than... oh boy :ROFLMAO: this could have been a good fun entry

I am team #eatyoursalad now
 

AlekS

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'Instead I eat meat,I eat vegies and p***''-Citi Zeni 2022

"Being green is sexy as f*ck"

xbow

"Get my sausages bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's dong longer than a gecko's"

xhelp
 
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So I asked Latvian comedian and Eurovision fan Edgars Balins about his opinions of Citi Zeni song and his respond was
''In goal it has to be favourite to win Supernova for sure''
Which is he is joking about it
 

aef

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Okays DEFINITELY team #eatyoursalad now hahaha xrofl Can't wait to see the full life performance
 

aef

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I mean 8 years after cake it's time for salad xcookie
 

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Let's go

Elina Gluzunova - Es Pabiju Tu (10/10)
Aminata - I'm Letting You Go (10/10)
Zelma - How (9/10)

Patrik Peterson - Can't Get You Out Of My Head (8/10)
Miks Dukurs - First Love (7/10)
Inspo - A Happy Place (7/10)
CitiZeni - Eat Your Salad (7/10)
Markus Riva - If You're Gonna Love Me (7/10)

RAUM - Plans (5/10)
Linda Ruseniece - Pay My Own Bills (5/10)
KATO - Promises (5/10)

The Coconuts - In Out Dark (4/10)
Beatrise Heislere - On The Way Home (4/10)
Bermudu Divsturis - Bad (4/10)
Bujans - He, she, you, me (3/10)
Mes Jus Milan - Rich Itch (3/10)


Yeah okay this is the total opposite of Romania xD
 

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Aminata - worse than I expected. I'm bored.

Not only Bermudu's lyrics is abysmal, they "borrowed" the chorus from "Take It Easy" :lol:
In the end, when he started singing "Ohmagad!", I swear I thought he would burst into Gangnam Style.

Markus Riva - average ballad, but it's an improvement for him, imho.


My faves are Beatrise Heislere and Patriks Peterson :)
 
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Markus Riva songs always sound so camp and fabricated, imo.
"If You´re Gonna Love Me" is no exception even though the chorus ain´t that bad.
 

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Patriks Peterson - Can't Get You Outta My Head 6,5/10
This is actually decent. I fear it's also too forgettable for Eurovision though. Wouldn't have any big impact. Also it sound very much like a Christmas song.

Citi Zeni - Eat Your Salad 6,5/10
Haha I can't help myself, I enjoy this a lot. This is basically what He, She, You & Me could also have been. Nice rythm, best lyrics hahaha. It gets a little repetitive after 2 minutes tough.

Raum - Plans 5,5/10
It's okay, I guess. The melody is a little bit too copy paste tough. Latvian Five Seconds of Summer?

Aminata - I'm Letting You Go 5/10
The song itself doesn't catch me at all, nothing special. It would be a mediocre jury pleaser at best. 5 points just for her voice and because I respect her as an artist.

Beatrise Heislere - On The Way Home 4/10
Very radio-friendly, in a bad way. Doesn't catch me at all.

Inspo - A Happy Place 4/10
On the one side it's a nice song at the beginning, easy to listen but on the other side it also feels too much like an album filler after 1 minute. Minus 2 points for the unexpected, weird rock ending.

Miks Dukurs - First Love 3,5/10
Also a slow piano song needs to go somewhere.... And there is too much chaos between voice and instruments.

Zelma - How 3,5/10
Oh here we go again, another female filler song.

Bermudu Divstūris - Bad 3/10
The sound of the song is quite nice in some parts. The lyrics are indeed very bad tough.

Bujāns - He, She, You & Me 3/10
The first 15 seconds are very promising. They made me thing that this could actually turn out as a fun, guilty pleasure song. But then also very bad, annoying lyrics and weak vocals, bad sound.

Elīna Gluzunova - Es pabiju tur 3/10
A too high pitched voice for my taste, song is too boring. Extra points for Latvian language!

Kāto - Promises 2,5/10
To forgettable, also a filler song. Minus 1 point for "who a who a who are you a you a you".

Markus Riva - If You're Gonna Love Me 2/10
Oh boy, another Riva entry. Markus, stop eating so much cheese and please buy some help for the lyrics next time.

The Coco'nuts - In And Out Of The Dark 2/10
Also not my cup of tea at all.

Linda Ruseniece - Pay My Own Bills 1/10
Another filler. Don't like this at all, hate the sound.

Mes Jūs Mīlam - Rich Itch 1/10
No.



 

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Katō - "Promises" 7/10
Bermudu Divstūris - "Bad" 7/10
Inspo - "A Happy Place" 7/10
Citi Zēni - "Eat Your Salad" 7/10
Patriks Peterson - "Can't Get You Outta My Head" 6/10
Elīna Gluzunova - "Es pabiju tur" 6/10
Beatrise Heislere - "On The Way Home" 6/10
Raum - "Plans" 5/10
Markus Riva - "If You're Gonna Love Me" 4/10
Zelma - "How" 4/10
Aminata - "I'm Letting You Go" 3/10
The Coco'nuts - "In And Out Of The Dark" 3/10
Mēs Jūs Mīlam - "Rich Itch" 3/10
Miks Dukurs - "First Love" 3/10
Linda Rušeniece - "Pay My Own Bills" 2/10
Bujāns - "He, She, You & Me" 2/10

"Bad" is a lyrical mess but REALLY fun and I love the production value, tbh. I didn´t expect to like this at all but it´s exciting and very memorable. - Sonically, I think that "Eat Your Salad" is the most thrilling and interesting entry - lyrically, it´s entertaining, clever, offensive and indeed, a bit sexist. Honestly, I don´t know how to rank it - the first listening of that song was quite impressive, though.
"Promises"´s verses sound like a leftover of Swift´s "Lover" album and I absolutely adore what Kato was going for. It is playful without sounding cheap or trashy!

Overall, the national final ain´t bad at all but I can´t find anything extra-ordinary in there. Sonically, I think that Kato was the best but I actually don´t mind seeing any of my Top 7 winning - I don´t expect Latvia being part of my Top 10 this year anyway.

Aminata was like the biggest disappointment in this season so far.
 

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"Bad" is a lyrical mess but REALLY fun and I love the production value, tbh. I didn´t expect to like this at all but it´s exciting and very memorable. -

I second this, that's why it's actually (wasn't expecting it either) my favorite song of this year's edition
 
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