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Latvia LATVIA 2022 - Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad

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escYOUnited

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Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight and stored in glass jars (Yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic

Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool?

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

Ring, ring, God damn, it's an exam (Let's go)
Get your trash can, no back-up plan and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (Ayy)
You recyclin' while I'm loving those cheeks (That's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (What)
'Cause my sausage is bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's

Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool?

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as

Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Know that being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck
Being green is hot (It's hot)
Being green is cool (It's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you​
 

ESCREGION

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A typical lovable Moldovian entry for Latvia this year!!:7: points
 

bazinga

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Our German broadcaster might be scared to send Eskimo Callboy because their band name is offensive and here we have something "liking their greens and p*ss**s fresh".

Sonically, it´s a lovely entry, very entertaining and it´s just a fun joke entry - with a more serious sound, imo.

:7: for now.

Best Latvian entry since JUSTS.
" offensive " 😃
 

nunaney

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I've seen several people comment on how this song has good "straight man" appeal, meanwhile I (a non-straight woman) can't get enough of it!
You're definitely not alone. This song was made popular on TikTok by non-straight women.

It's getting close to 7000 TikTok videos and is #1 on Finland and Norway's viral Spotify charts. People shouldn't be so quick to say this is a sure non-qualifier.
 

A-lister

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So Latvia goes from Bake a Cake to Eat Your Sallad :lol:

Also, which might have probably been discussed in here, I hope they do know what Eat Your Sallad is slang for right? Or it's intentional?
 

I bims

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So Latvia goes from Bake a Cake to Eat Your Sallad :lol:

Also, which might have probably been discussed in here, I hope they do know what Eat Your Sallad is slang for right? Or it's intentional?
I mean the opening line is "instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy", so I think it's intentional.
 

Sammy

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I wonder if the EBU says something about „eating the pussy“. Remember when they threatened Alf Poier with disqualification if he‘d put his hand between his feet? At the time they insited that ESC was a „family-show“. Cunnilingus seems tombe rather not a familyshow-topic. :LOL:
 

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Why does this song constantly appear on my TikTok feed? Hahahah even the Turkish tiktokers as well as international ones share the first line of the song with the caption "did you listen to Latvia's Eurovision 2022 entry?"

Sadly they will not be able to sing that line in May
 

I bims

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Why does this song constantly appear on my TikTok feed? Hahahah even the Turkish tiktokers as well as international ones share the first line of the song with the caption "did you listen to Latvia's Eurovision 2022 entry?"

Sadly they will not be able to sing that line in May
I mean the line is iconic, they knew what they were doing and it works. Just like "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" by Lana.
 

Mainshow

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Have you seen the performance @hijirio ?

They weren´t allowed to drop that word on Latvian TV either but the lead singer licks his lips in a very "telling way".
I think that this can still work in terms of May - I mean, it´s very obvious what they "mean" by choosing this type of "non verbal langauge" :D
 

I bims

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Have you seen the performance @hijirio ?

They weren´t allowed to drop that word on Latvian TV either but the lead singer licks his lips in a very "telling way".
I think that this can still work in terms of May - I mean, it´s very obvious what they "mean" by choosing this type of "non verbal langauge" :D
Maybe they are allowed to just show a cat emoji again (without the letters this time). Kids won't get it, everyone else though. Especially if he additionally does the tongue thing
 

lacrymea

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I got to the first minute and that was it. Sorry for being harsh, but everything about this entry is just obnoxious to me... and I don't mean obnoxious in a funny way. I don't get it.

It's a generous :0:.
 

PollyWantsACracker

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I'm going to rerate Moldova from 0 to at least 5 because after hearing this entry I came to conclusion that Moldova doesn't deserve a 0 compared to this. 😆
 

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Maybe they are allowed to just show a cat emoji again (without the letters this time). Kids won't get it, everyone else though. Especially if he additionally does the tongue thing
Oooo that's a cute idea! It's subtle enough that I suspect the EBU wouldn't be able to make a good enough argument to stop them.
 

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Chorizo

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A song that will be appreciated in the line-up as a separator of two boring and generic ballads. It's impressive to see that guy do the splits at the end. The song is fun and different, therefore I will not rank it too low, but it's also more fun than quality, so I'm not going to rank it too high either. 7 points.
 
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