Google Translate WorldVision

[theCONWEL]

There's a similar thread to this in the ESC 2016 part of the forum, but I thought it would be cool to do it for WV as well So basically, you have to take the lyrics of a song and use Google Translate to pass the lyrics through several languages, and eventually translate them back to English. We all know how useless Google Translate can be and therefore the results can be hilarious, like this:

I thought I'd give it a little go with Ricki-Lee's Raining Diamonds, my first entry for ::quee in WV51:

The original lyrics:

Whoa whoa whoa...

I declare war on love
I declare war on love
Finally I'm burning the pages
And I declare a war on love
And it's not fair to put the blame on you
It's not fair to just blame you
I kept denying the sound of the sirens
So it's not fair to just blame you

For too long I played the pretender
But now I'll never surrender

I need it rain-rain-raining diamonds
I need the planets all aligning
I know that love is more than just surviving
I need it raining diamonds
Whoa whoa whoa...

I'm not scared, a little reckless maybe
Till I hold it in my hands
And when I fall madly deeply
I wanna fall and never land

I need it rain-rain-raining diamonds
I need the planets all aligning
I know that love is more than just surviving
I need it raining diamonds
Whoa whoa whoa...

I've heard it heard it heard it
All the lines and the imperfections
The perfect words are worthless
I'd rather go it alone
Whoa whoa whoa...

I need it rain-rain-raining diamonds
I need the planets all aligning
I know that love is more than just surviving
I need it raining diamonds
Whoa whoa whoa...

And now the wonderful Google translation (English - French - Swedish - Korean - Turkish - English)

Hey, hey ...
I love war ilhan
I love to declare war
Finally, as burnt
And I like declaring war

And put in charge would be unfair
You guilty of unfair
I kept denying the sound of sirens
So unfair to blame you

So long as I'm playing a suitor
But now I will not give up

I need a cigarette with non-diamond
I have to adjust all the planets
We know that love is more than just survive
Diamonds need a rain

Hey, hey ...
I'm not afraid, perhaps reckless bits
To keep my hands
And when you fall madly deeply
I do not want to land in autumn

I need a cigarette with non-diamond
I have to adjust all the planets
We know that love is more than just survive
Diamonds need a rain

Hey, hey ...
I heard heard heard
All lines and weaknesses
Value excellent Words
I prefer to go alone.

Hey, hey ...
I need a cigarette with non-diamond
I have to adjust all the planets
We know that love is more than just survive
Diamonds need a rain
Hey, hey ...

 

[Gabe]

Lisbon - Native

Original

Deeper love, I could feel the expectation
That's growing with deeper love
And a shot of motivation
'Cause I was born in the bay,
And I could do everything you say
Can't change my mind now
Would you change your mind now?

Oh, I'll never be so far from home
Taking my chances and we both know
I'll never be so far from home
How long until, how long until

Deeper love, that can't cause a confrontation
I'm making deeper love, it's what calls for this sensation
'Cause I was born in the bay and I can give it all for just fun things
It's just a matter of time, it's just a matter of time now

Oh, I'll never be so far from home
Taking my chances and we both know
I'll never be so far from home
How long until, how long until

I'm not your NATIVE, I'm not your NATIVE
But don't complicate it
I'm not your NATIVE, I'm not your NATIVE
But don't complicate it

Oh, I'll never be so far from home
Taking my chances and we both know
Just give it a trust or you'll never know
I'm your NATIVE

I'll never be so far from home
Taking my chances and we both know
I'll never be so far from home
I'm your NATIVE

English - Russian - German - Uzbek - Slovak - English

I feel the expectations of a deeper love
Growing deeply in love
A motivation shot
Since I was born to break
I and I would do anything
I can not change my mind now
You have to change your opinion now?

Oh, it will never be out of my house now.
In my case I do, and we know
I'll never be far from home
How long, how long

confrontation, and must not lead to a deeper love
I have a deep love, this feeling is something that requires
I was born in the Gulf, and because I have all the fun things can only be
It is only a matter of time, it's just a matter of time

Oh, it will never be out of my house now.
In my case I do, and we know
I'll never be far from home
How long, how long

I'm not your mother, do not love
But not complicate
I'm not your mother, do not love
But not complicate

Oh, it will never be out of my house now.
In my case I do, and we know
Give him confidence and never know
I'm not your mother

I'll never be far from home
In my case I do, and we know
I'll never be far from home
I'm not your mother

 

[lavieenrose]

Here's Martha Wash's "Carry On" 54 English --> Mongolian --> Icelandic --> German --> Macedonian --> Turkish --> Latin
Original lyrics: https://www.flashlyrics.com/lyrics/martha-wash/carry-on-32
New lyrics:

Not only do many before the storm
My stress Tryin down
But to do good, to build
But somehow hear my mother saying:
"Never, never the number
not only in the end "
continue
Of the valley, deep, and can be very strong,
Mighty mainstream
It is not a day to sleep until morning
I
The Kaldor Blowin '
picture
Bal free ends
Even the price of the option
No excuses from me
If it is not, so that the man can not find out the work that
I never regretted
Never, never stop "
and continue
Of the valley, deep, and can be very strong,
Mighty mainstream
"From the day sleeping born
I
He is the eye, I am not alone
Abuse
Tryin 'In Dress
But this is true,
I can not fight
I said: "O Lord, are in me!" And he said:
Allow to grow,
never
Nemo me proud
I can not stop
And I will not deny me
continue
Of the valley, deep, and can be very strong,
Mighty mainstream
It is not a day to sleep until morning
I
I will stay
Yes, you can,
I did not do it,
Yes, you can,
I
Yes, you can,
continue
I can not
And he said:
Nemo me proud
I am not denying
continue
height
Powerful, strong love
continue
It is not a day to sleep until morning
height
just
and continue
Very high mountain
To do this, you need to
and continue
tough love,
I can not sleep
Do not tell a new light

 

[JamieBrown]

What a great idea

I decided to get new lyrics from my greatest WV result. So here is the epicness of 'Time' translated to dolphinesian-liliput-sanomi-vonlenska and back to leonardian.

Original lyrics

-

New lyrics

!

 

[JamieBrown]

Well, here we are for real.

The other epicness in my WV history called 'The Hanging Tree', performed by a well known girl

Original lyrics

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
They strung up a man
They say who murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out
For his love to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run,
So we'd both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a necklace of hope,
Side by side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run,
So we'd both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
They strung up a man
They say who murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out
For his love to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met at midnight
In the hanging tree

And this is what you get when you translate it through portuguese, danish, croatian, belarussian, french, maori, vietnamese, persian, estonian, german and then finally back to english

Help
Get
hanged them
Three were killed.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
Hanging Tree.

Help
Wood
When the man died
Already in his love for the output.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
Hanging Tree.

Help
Wood
I told him to run,
We do not have.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
Hanging Tree.

Help
Wood
Use a hope dough
My page.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
Hanging Tree.

Help
Wood
I told him to run,
We do not have.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
Hanging Tree.

Help
Wood
hanged them
Three were killed.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
Hanging Tree.

Help
Wood
When the man died
Already in his love for the output.
Other Events
not
When we are at midnight
tree city

 

[Carrie]

::eang WV42: Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This

Original Lyrics

I tell myself you don't mean a thing,
And what we got, got no hold on me
But when you're not there I just crumble
I tell myself I don't care that much,
But I feel like I die 'til I feel your touch,

Only love, only love can hurt like this,
Only love can hurt like this
Must have been a deadly kiss
Only love can hurt like this

Say I wouldn't care if you walked away,
But every time you're there I'm begging you to stay,
When you come close I just tremble
And every time, every time you go,
It's like a knife that cuts right through my soul

Only love, only love can hurt like this
Only love can hurt like this,
Must have been a deadly kiss,
Only love can hurt like this,
Only love can hurt like this

Your kisses burn into my skin,
Only love can hurt like this
But it's the sweetest pain,
Burning hot through my veins,
Love is torture makes me more sure
Only love can hurt like this

Only love can hurt like this,
Only love can hurt like this,
Must have been a deadly kiss,
Only love can hurt like this,

Only love can hurt like this,
Your kisses burn into my skin,
Only love can hurt like this,
Only love can hurt like this,
Save me, save me,
Only love, only love,
'Cause only love can hurt like this
And it must have been a deadly kiss

English - Hawaiian - Finnish - Korean - Turkish - English

New Lyrics

I can say I did not say anything.
And one day need
But we just collapse when
I thought it was a good horse
But 'I want to be like you made me feel so touched,

I just love, only love can not harm
Only love can hurt like
It was the kiss of death
Only love can hurt like

And I will go away, thinking,
But every time I would like to keep,
When I go to a place just tremble
And always, always go,
It's like a knife in my mind I'O

Only love can hurt like love
Only love can hurt,
It was the kiss of death
Only love can hurt,
Only love can hurt like

Your kisses, my skin condition Wars
Only love can hurt like
But the sweet pain,
Fire in my veins,
Love cruel, convinced me
Only love can hurt like

Only love can hurt,
Only love can hurt,
It was the kiss of death
Only love can hurt,
Only love can hurt,

Your kisses, my skin condition Wars
Only love can hurt,
Only love can hurt,
Save me, save me,
Only love, only love,
I just love so bad
Kiss of Death

 

[ShoeFlo]

WV 53 Low Roar - Friends Make Garbage

Original Lyrics

We were just kids
With visions and hearts that coincide
Climb aboard our ship
We're going whether or not that you like
Whether or not that you like

We sailed across the sea
Aimlessly, no direction or timeline
The shore we'd come to find
We'd seen before, never spoke or shared a word
No need, your true thoughts they can't be heard
They're too beautiful for words

Don't follow roads paved in gold
They will only let you down
What's the fun when you can't share what you've found
Years to build, in a second it's brought down

No one will comfort me
Will know me or what's going on inside
A vacant hole will remain that way for life
To remind me where the both of you once lied

I've learned more from this
Than anything I have read in my whole life
I bet you both laugh at that line

I miss the feel of it
Your touch, your kiss weighs heavy on my mind
Our moment Forever sealed in time
Our secret as much yours as is mine
All logic we have surely left defied
I will hold you till I die

English -> Icelandic -> Japanese -> German -> Basque -> Italian -> Swahili -> English

New Lyrics

We were just kids
samples spirit
Climb aboard our boat
If you're out
If you want

We sail on the sea
No purpose, no, what is the strategy or electricity
We came to Beach
I have not heard the story seen before, or shared use of the word
They are not required, the concept of truth, can not hear
You're too good to talk

It is not paved with gold follows
They have no ambition
It's no fun if you do not share what you get
There is another, which is down from year to year to build

That does not comfort me
I do not know what's going on inside
standards of living removable hole
Remember, I was sleeping and all the same

I learned a lot, these
But what I read in my life
You can bet a lot, as a laugh line

I lose all sense of
Touch, kiss weigh heavily the weight of my head
During our time around forever,
Seriously than you and I.
We all certainly understand the logic hills
I am dying tengo