Google Translate Eurovision 2016

Schlagerman1 · March 29, 2016

Hi!

I came up with a fun idea to do for the eurovision songs, not only this year, but for other years as well. The idea comes from a youtube channel by Malinda Kathleen Reese, who is known for putting song lyrics through layers of different languages on Google Translate and it comes up with at times hilariously different outcome. Here is her explaining the format and maybe her best known version of "Let It Go" from the movie Frozen.

So with that I decided to try it out myself, but for Eurovision songs. I picked songs from this year went to Google translate and picked four completly different languages and then went back to the original language. First two tries didn't work that well, but on my third try it did when I used the Moldovan entry "Falling Stars". The languages I went through were Persian-Swahili-Belarussian-Bulgarian and then back to english again.

Here you see the original lyrics:

And here, is the Google translate answer to that:

Even more fun if you try to sing a long with the new lyrics :mrgreen:

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So try it out yourself and post here if you get some epic ones. You can as well use NF songs or Eurovision songs from other years as well.
I don't know if this thread should be here, or if it should be moved, but I put it here in the meanwhile, if it suits better somewhere else, than the moderators can move it if they like.

lavieenrose · March 29, 2016

OMG MALINDA KATHLEEN REESE LUV HUH!

I'm going to try and do some xheat

Schlagerman1 · March 29, 2016

Haha, I just got one that went completly different. Now I tried with the Austrian entry "Loin d'Ici"...and it turn the opposite.

Here is the original lyrics:

And this is what happened in Google Translate (French-Xhosa-Bosnian-Estonian-Japanese-French):

Sing a long and travel far away to....down below... :lol:

ShoeFlo · March 29, 2016

2012: Valentina Monetta - Social Network Song

Original lyrics:

New lyrics after doing this:
English -> German -> Welsh -> Icelandic -> Vietnamese -> Croatian -> Mongolian -> English

I love the social animal attacks... and that line "and you wake up in your computer" xcrazy

EDIT: Just read the thread is only about ESC 2016.. sorry then... but I still like my result

Schlagerman1 · March 29, 2016

whiteshoes said:
2012: Valentina Monetta - Social Network Song

Original lyrics:

Are you ready for a little chat
And a song about the Internet
It's a story ‘bout a social door
You’ve never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook
Then simply take a look

Oh Oh Uh Oh Oh
Everybody loves you so
Oh Oh Uh Oh Oh
Everybody that you know

Do you wanna be more than just a friend
Do you wanna play cyber sex again
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse

Hello uh oh oh
Never gonna let you go

Your logging in then it begins
And your computer is waking you
Taking your time away
The scene is right for social light
You're on the Internet anywhere
Anytime night and day

Oh Oh Uh Oh Oh
I like
Everybody loves you so
Oh Oh Uh-Oh Oh
Mi piace
Never gonna let you go

So you wanna make love with me
Am I really your cup of tea
Are you really the one that’s you
And am I really me

Oh Oh Uh Oh Oh
I like
Everybody loves you so
Social Network Oh
Mi piace
Never gonna let you go

You’re login’ in with just a friend
But soon the Internet's
Beeping and peeping around the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now it’s googling giggling gaggling
When we meet

Beep Beep Uh Oh Oh
How about a little chat
Group: Oo oo network fans
Meet you at the internet

Do you really like politics
Wanna talk about dirty tricks
Are you really a sex machine
Or just a beauty queen
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in cyber Ville
Is knocking on your door

Beep Beep Uh Oh Oh
I like
Everybody does a show
Oo Oo Uh-Oh Oh
Mi piace
If you like it click and go
Now you know it is easy loggin' in
For a little more fun and cyber sin
Wanna know what the net's about
The hard part’s loggin’ out

Oo Oo Uh-Oh Oh
Now I've got a million friends
This is how the story ends
Oh Oh –
Beep beep

New lyrics after doing this:
English -> German -> Welsh -> Icelandic -> Vietnamese -> Croatian -> Mongolian -> English

If you talk is ready for a bit
voice on the Internet
This is done social animal attacks history "
I have never seen
If you do not want to be seen to
have a dream and want to have fun
If you want to hook
Then simply check

Oh oh oh oh oh
Everyone loves
Oh oh oh oh oh
someone you know

If you just want friends
You want to play online sex
If you want to come to my house
I Press

Health uh oh
Never Leave

Start your application
And you wake up in your computer
take a break
in the best light society
Where you have no access to the Internet
Always, day and night

Oh oh oh oh oh
I like to
Everyone loves
oh oh oh uh oh
Mi piace
Never Leave

So you want to have sex with me is
And I really divided
you really what you
I have a lot of

Oh oh oh oh oh
I like to
Everyone loves
Oh, and social networks
Mi piace
Never Leave

You just need to register a friend
But soon the Internet
Review and singing the bend
We had a friend on the street
But now, in the high school-ling laugh Google
When we met

Threshold threshold oh oh
How about a little speech
Oo oo Fans Network Group
Internet meeting

Is it really you, such as government
You want to talk about the tricks of dirty tricks
Do you really sex machine
Or just a beauty queen
Better information before
Everyone cried published
Cyber-protected VILLE
Knocking

Threshold threshold oh oh
I like to
for those programs
Oh oh oo oo
Mi piace
If you want to hit and go
Now that you know the police
a little more fun, cyber-sin
What do you want to know the network through
hardware with the police "

Oh oh oo oo
Now I have a million friends
How this story ends
Oh, oh -
Noise reduction

I love the social animal attacks... and that line "and you wake up in your computer"

EDIT: Just read the thread is only about ESC 2016.. sorry then... but I still like my result

It's okay, go with other years as well! This was hilarious! :lol:

DanielLuis · March 29, 2016

Oh my god these are all hilarious especially "Loin d'ici ", such a heavenly song turning into a song about a voyage to hell :lol:

Et, si elle affiche Outlook :lol:

Also love "The sky is tumbling " turning into acrobatic skies :lol:

SaladBreak · March 29, 2016

Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse (English-Croatian-Korean-Latin-Chinese-Estonian-Japanese-Icelandic-English)

The song is now a candidate for the anthem of Greenpeace...

Original lyrics:

Greenpeace anthem:

lavieenrose · March 29, 2016

Here's an NF favorite English --> Spanish --> German --> Latin --> Greek --> Macedonian (tried to add Hawaiian but there was a word that wouldn't translate

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I want long Disco Disco xheat

Kaz · March 29, 2016

I'm Alive - Elhaida Dani (

2015)

Original lyrics:

The new lyrics create some strange things. First of all, the song's main line becomes redundant. "I am alive because my life."
It also reveals Elhaida's bizarre inter-body fetishes. "He lives in me."
Also, her love appears to be very annoying, and is able to clap entire words. "This love cannot stop clapping his name so loud."

New lyrics: English -> Russian -> Albanian -> Slovenian -> French -> Xhosa -> Lithuanian -> English

Cyberbliss · March 29, 2016

This is what happens to Il Volo's "Grande amore" if you translate it into Estonian - Letzebuergisch - Scottish Gaelic - Esperanto - Croatian - Italian again and then English.

"Your sweet perfume of her skin" means that your beloved has some amazingly different tastes.
"I live only for his great love" means that also the guys have some amazingly different tastes.
As for the rest, the three are completely drunk (as usual). No other explanation.

Original lyrics

I close my eyes and think about your sweet perfume of her skin
and that voice inside of me that, as the sun rises only words,
but if you write, everything has changed and wiser,
I will call a great love love,
love to think -mhàin I say why,
but I'll tell me why when I see,
I see only say, because I think I just heard a great love,
trusting that I was always to not let me tell
Dah day my love is said, you know, just me now choose you are my only
because we like to say, but I think I said we will tell you why,
I love, I love you just tell me why I live,
I live only for his great love that I always will I leaves.

Breath days will tell my friends,
you know I will never betray say what are my great love

ag89 · March 29, 2016

It would be great if somebody can sing this and publish on Youtube so we can die laughing.

Schlagerman1 · March 29, 2016

Wow guys, some great ones here, especially [MENTION=13042]Kaz[/MENTION] which was hilariously confusing but in the same time it did fit the melody very well, especially in the chorus!

And here is a new one I just did, for "A Million Voices",

2015!

Original lyrics:

And the new version, after going through English-Afrikaans-Philipino-Kyrgyz-Croatian-Norwegian-English...well let's call it...

That ended out a little different, still wonders what that country is doing in the song, but oh well. :mrgreen:

EDC0708 · March 29, 2016

Latvia 2014 - Cake To Bake, translated into every language, and then back into English!

Not sure how China and United States seem to appear several times!

QwaarJet · March 29, 2016

Russia's song. English -> Latin -> Afrikaans -> Italian -> Welsh -> English

We can not stand still
The one who loves us, and we're going, and they did
As he lives eternally, now Lay, OR
You're always alone
only

Because it will not let you even put in some places
Nothing except our convenient
But further progress is still melting
I did not stop, keep

You get to be heard thunder and lightning
Vivamus where you stand for the ornament
My love for this increase leaflets fabulast
At the same time, we have the stars

But you, you were my only son
O my soul, and the souls I have
History, and extremely
only problems

Slowly, I told you to stay
I tell you a secret, but I did not
It girlfriend sollicitudin
Think about the future, waiting to include all parties to

Because it will not let you even put in some places
Nothing except our convenient
But further progress is still melting
I did not stop, keep

You get to be heard thunder and lightning
Vivamus where you stand for the ornament
My love for this increase leaflets fabulast
At the same time, we have the stars

But you, you were my only son
O my soul, and the souls I have
History, and extremely
only problems

You, my dear

... Thunder (lightning)
(It is always exciting) it Bringing exciting ...
(Where are we now decorate Viva)
To show you ...

(In your own) You are one for me
O my soul, and the souls I have
History, and extremely
only problems

Mii11 · March 29, 2016

2006 Silvia Night - Congratulations,
translated it into English->Icelandic->Swedish->Norwegian->Danish->German->Dutch->Frisian->Irish->Scots Gaelic->Welsh->Finnish->Estonian->Hungarian->Hebrew->Arabic->Yiddish->Maltese->Greek->Albanian->Armenian->Georgian->Azerbaijani->Kazakh->Turkish->Russian->Ukrainian->Belarusian->Polish->Czech->Slovak->Slovenian->Croatian->Bosnian->Serbian->Macedonian->Bulgarian->Romanian->Italian->French->Galician->Catalan->Spanish->Portuguese->Latin->Basque->Corsican->Lithuanian->Latvian->Luxembourgish->Afrikaans->Chinese (Traditional)->Korean->Japanese->Thai->Maori->Swahili->Xhosa->English
Old Version

New Version

Vanellus · March 29, 2016

Basim - Cliche Love Song (Denmark 2014) English -> German -> Latvian -> Zulu -> Arabic -> Polish -> Hawaain + some others
= Last Cliché Child

Just provide nurses and a small idea...

Dawn was looking so fine
But it was crazy - crazy
Everything was about the time of the celebration

Recently - newly
I felt somethings wrong
So flaky and fragile
When the sun went down

Yes, boom boom boom
He walked Da Hun room
Even the girls they whistle - (whistle)
I know it's hard to get here
They own girl

It feels like
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
I love you
A cliche another child
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
Baby I do what you want
I love you
Cliché another child

Oh oh oh - oh!
Oh oh oh - oh!
Oh oh oh - oh!
Last vulgar child

Such as Katy Perry - very sexy
She was kissing the girl is lucky
Like the taste of cherries - cherry
Yes, she was a rock your world

Cloud seven - seven
I never felt like this before
I took me closer to heaven
OMG, let's go

Yes, boom boom boom
He walked Da Hun room
Even the girls they whistle - (whistle)
I know, we had be together
I own girl

It feels like
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
I love you
A baby other cliché
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
skuba Duba Dabda dididaj
Baby I do what you want
I love you
Cliché another child

Oh oh oh - oh!
Oh oh oh - oh!
Oh oh oh - oh!
Last cliché child

Now tell me what to do
Just provide nurses and a small idea
Last cliché child
Now I'm just feeling blue
I gotta break - to you
YEAH !!!

CaspianMortis · March 29, 2016

Ira Losco - Chameleon - Malta 2016 (English->French->Chichewa->Chinese->Filipino->Khmer->Maltese->Esperanto->English)

Away from the rest of the day
We are ready to do something
Create your soul to your body
hearing
I will take you at high altitude
do not go
What can you tell me
I heard the innocent
I have
Stand there with you
If you lose
You have nowhere to hide
When the lights turn dark
Chameleon changes, all you
We are not invincible
Mobile eye storm
Monitoring our best hope
continue Wildfire
I do not accept
I have
Stand there with you
When you have a place to hide
When the lights turn dark
Chameleon changes, all you
We are not invincible
I have
Stand there with you
If you lose
You have nowhere to hide
When the lights turn dark
Chameleon changes, all you
We are not invincible
We are not invincible
We are not invincible

henhu · March 29, 2016

Slow Down

After English -> Estonian -> Russian -> German -> Latvian -> Hebrew -> Italian -> Dutch -> English...

Slow Connection

revallsay · March 29, 2016

Michał Szpak - Colour Of Your Life

original:

English - Lithuanian - Polish - Italian - Latin - English

DanielLuis · March 29, 2016

Schlagerman1 said:
Wow guys, some great ones here, especially [MENTION=13042]Kaz[/MENTION] which was hilariously confusing but in the same time it did fit the melody very well, especially in the chorus!

And here is a new one I just did, for "A Million Voices", 2015!

Original lyrics:

We are the world’s people
Different yet we’re the same
We believe, we believe in a dream

Praying for peace and healing
I hope we can start again
We believe, we believe in a dream

So if you ever feel love is fading
Together like the stars in the sky
We can sing, we can shine

When you hear our voices call
You won’t be lonely anymore
A, a million voices

Your heart is like a beating drum
Burning brighter than the sun
A, a million voices

Now as the world is listening
From cities and satellites
We believe, we believe in a dream

If you ever feel love is fading
Together like the stars in the sky
We can sing, we can shine

When you hear our voices call
You won’t be lonely anymore
A, a million voices

Your heart is like a beating drum
Burning brighter than the sun
A, a million voices

When I look around at these faces
I can see the stars in the sky
We will sing, we will shine

(When you hear our voices call)
(You won’t be lonely anymore)
(A, a million voices)

Singing out, singing out, oh
Singing out, singing out, oh
Singing out, a million voices

Singing out, singing out, oh
Singing out, singing out, oh
Singing out, a million voices
A million voices

And the new version, after going through English-Afrikaans-Philipino-Kyrgyz-Croatian-Norwegian-English...well let's call it...

A Million Votes
We have people all over the world
Different, but we also
We believe, we believe in the dream

pray for peace and prosperity
I think and hope we can start again
We believe, we believe in the dream

So if you feel like a
Stars in the sky
We can sing, we can work

You can hear the voice of our
You are not alone,
A million votes

If the heart beats like a drum
Burning brighter than the glare of the sun
A million votes

Listen now
satellite city
We believe, we believe in the dream

If you feel the cold of love
Stars in the sky
We can sing, we can work

You can hear the voice of our
You are not alone,
A million votes

If the heart beats like a drum
Burning brighter than the glare of the sun
A million votes

When you look at my face,
I can see the stars in the sky
light, song

(We have heard a call votes)
(Ghana)
(One million votes)

Singing and chanting,
Singing and chanting,
Sing a million votes

Singing and chanting,
Singing and chanting,
Sing a million votes
A million votes

That ended out a little different, still wonders what that country is doing in the song, but oh well.

A million votes :lol:

So what we conclude is that Russia bought a million votes from Ghana last year?

Google Translate Eurovision 2016

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