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I logged in to say - GO WOLVES! - and logging out now until Eurovision.

Trying to process this colourful metaphor but failing with a sober brain

Oh wait... her photo, isn't it like a tribute to Vrubel's Swan or something? She's de ART queen!

At the beginning of the video, when she was touching that dude all over, I was thinking... blimey, our little girl has grown up. Not sure what to think of Destiny-on-estrogen-hormones (or is it progesterone?), anyhow... not sure whether this is what I expected. But it's catchy, it's 'female...

Ok, I’ve listened some more and now firmly believe that it’s a piece of fkin art. Not sure how art fits into Eurovision (my Conan’s wound is still sore), but it’s definitely legit art. That’s it. That’s the post.

Quite... pedestrian. The elevator music you don't mind whilst going up in a boring office building. You forget the melody the moment you step out and move to your desk

Cute, safe song with the singer representing diversity of the Sweden nation. Everything is squeaky clean and almost sterile. Another top 5-7 finish; nothing ground-breaking; nothing controversial. Sweden playing saaaaaafe (yawn)

Oh... he carved out this little hole in my chest and sipped up my soul. And I even didn’t mind. So beautiful...

Ok, I've been obviously living under a rock as I listened to San Marino only today. Now, lemme report to you. I've crawled out from under the rock alright, unpacked my San Marino flag and have been busy waiving it proudly in my bedroom for the last hour or so.

The simple fact that we are still getting a release on radio vs. Instagram, youtube, TikTok, or any other digital platform that would sort of welcome you to the 21st century shows what BBC thinks about the Eurovision concept and its core audience as a whole.

Ok, when all Russian are taken for good and the world is back to the British basics, we need to talk...

I feel like a celebrity now

By now the whole show becomes so atrociously bad that it almost feels good. You know the pleasure of jumping in muddy puddles...

I don’t know what to think... but at least Manizha is sort of entertaining. I was told the lyrics were supposed to be funny, but this would be lost on the European audience anyway

Folks, is there a link to watch? The one on the EurovisionWorld is geo blocked in the UK

As if anybody was bothered to ask them...

I really wanted to like Russia, I almost always stan their entries. I even diligently shushed people in Lisbon when they were whistling at Julia. But I’m sorry, this sex machine is a load of rubbish. A highly annoying repetitive tune plus the dance is not even cute any more. Bloody hell, they...

I’m so heart-broken for Irama. What a waste of an outstanding bop. I don’t think I will recover for this Eurovision edition

I feel like we are in a black hole and time... stopped. That’s kinda how it feels

Excuse me (lifting my head from the computer keyboard that I fell asleep on), how many friggin songs are still left? Can we already vote plez?