Oh, you're all still here?
I'm surprised you even made it to the venue, to be honest. We took down all the road signs a week ago and your bus drivers were all migrant workers with no knowledge of the national language to ask directions. Still, I suppose your presence can't be helped.
Not that...
Welcome once again to Anselmsmumonia, where we hope you have a terrible stay.
Yes, that's right - you can forget everything you knew about Ansmumish hospitality. When you get to your hotel, you'll find the beds have not been debugged, the showers only have ice cold water and the chocolates on...
Hi everybody!
Some of us were discussing this idea on MSN a couple of days ago and it sounded like awesome fun.
For those who aren't familiar with Secret Santa, the basic idea is all the participants are randomly given the name of one of the other participants and they have to give a gift to...