Just a joke obviously, but what countries do you think each entry "could have represented", based on the stereotypes and recent entries from each country? Not even sure about some of them, but here are some:
Cyprus: AleXa – “Wonderland”
Just seems like the only country that would go that far with a number like this, though it actually lacks some of the annoying qualities of Cyprus' similar entries, and it's just better overall.
Switzerland: Christian Pagán – “Loko”
Everyone thinks it resembles Alvaro Estrella's entries from the Swedish selection, but none of them actually won, so Switzerland is the one country i can think of that sent something similar to this... Spain certainly wouldn't, though maybe they should have tried!
Estonia or Norway: Hueston – “Held On Too Long”
Norway's "Silent Storm" is especially similar, but Estonia sent several more that resemble it.
Albania: Keyone Starr – “Fire”
Similar to "Feel the Passion" especially, though this doesn't have quite the vocal excursions that all Albania's entries have.
Denmark: Kelsey Lamb – “Never Like This”
Just something very Danish about what she looks like, though there are several countries who sent the same type of song recently.
UK: Michael Bolton – “Beautiful World”
With a big fat last place finish!
Finland: Yam Haus – “Ready to Go”
Once again, there's been several countries with similar entries, i just picked Finland as it seems most relevant right now.
Ireland: Alisabeth Von Presley – “Wonder”
Actually way more spunk than any of the Irish girls, but i can't think of another country that sent this type of entry more than once!
Belgium: Jake’O – “Feel Your Love”
Tough one, but they sent Waylon and the horrid quasi-Elvis Patrick Ouchene with "Copycat", so it fit best!
Germany or Austria: UG skywalkin ft. Maxie – “Love in My City”
Hard to think of who could possibly send this, and the UK was already taken so.... i guess maybe they could?
Montenegro or Georgia: Ryan Charles – “New Boot Goofin'”
Absolutely nothing in the ESC history like it, so these are the only countries that would send something that's... like nothing else!
Come to think of it, it's kind of like Serbia's "Cipela", even to the point of involving shoes, but that was still more of an ethnic song, and Serbia and Montenegro used to be one so....
Cyprus: AleXa – “Wonderland”
Just seems like the only country that would go that far with a number like this, though it actually lacks some of the annoying qualities of Cyprus' similar entries, and it's just better overall.
Switzerland: Christian Pagán – “Loko”
Everyone thinks it resembles Alvaro Estrella's entries from the Swedish selection, but none of them actually won, so Switzerland is the one country i can think of that sent something similar to this... Spain certainly wouldn't, though maybe they should have tried!
Estonia or Norway: Hueston – “Held On Too Long”
Norway's "Silent Storm" is especially similar, but Estonia sent several more that resemble it.
Albania: Keyone Starr – “Fire”
Similar to "Feel the Passion" especially, though this doesn't have quite the vocal excursions that all Albania's entries have.
Denmark: Kelsey Lamb – “Never Like This”
Just something very Danish about what she looks like, though there are several countries who sent the same type of song recently.
UK: Michael Bolton – “Beautiful World”
With a big fat last place finish!
Finland: Yam Haus – “Ready to Go”
Once again, there's been several countries with similar entries, i just picked Finland as it seems most relevant right now.
Ireland: Alisabeth Von Presley – “Wonder”
Actually way more spunk than any of the Irish girls, but i can't think of another country that sent this type of entry more than once!
Belgium: Jake’O – “Feel Your Love”
Tough one, but they sent Waylon and the horrid quasi-Elvis Patrick Ouchene with "Copycat", so it fit best!
Germany or Austria: UG skywalkin ft. Maxie – “Love in My City”
Hard to think of who could possibly send this, and the UK was already taken so.... i guess maybe they could?
Montenegro or Georgia: Ryan Charles – “New Boot Goofin'”
Absolutely nothing in the ESC history like it, so these are the only countries that would send something that's... like nothing else!
Come to think of it, it's kind of like Serbia's "Cipela", even to the point of involving shoes, but that was still more of an ethnic song, and Serbia and Montenegro used to be one so....
too when listening to Hueston (Silent Storm).
