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Misheard lyrics of 2016

Edward

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Couldn't find a thread for this year. Posting this because like 10 days after the final I'm a little surprised to learn that Jamala sings:

"We could build a future"

while I thought all along that it was "Welcome to the future".

Also by the tone she uses in lines like "Humanity cries/Humanity rise" I thought she could be using soft swears or words of discontent instead.

Don't want to pick on Jamala at all but is it just me who thinks she could use some help with diction?
(and speaking of that, how terrible were those journalists in the post-semis press conferences? Were they all plain amateurs? Sort of felt embarassed for them. They made the Australian guy seem like a God by comparison :mrgreen:)

Feel free to type away actual misheard lyrics or funny elaborated ones.

Like, when Jamala says "Humanity cries" she does it in such a fast way, like the words were glued together that I couldn't help but think to myself whether she was dissing either a crutch or Peter Crouch himself xrofl
 

blue00eyes

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:uk: I cum a lot when I'm with you
:pl: everyday we must find with the wind
:md: the sky is tumblr
:am: cabby fathers don't bitches me
 

Kaz

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In :de: Ghost, the actual lyrics are,

The love we get is the love we give,
A money chest full of love but we hid the key


But I always heard it as,

The love we get is the love we give,
And money's just full of love but we never give


Honestly I like my lyrics more. Perhaps a reference to the refugee crisis? :p

Also, Raiven's 'Crno Bel' from Slovenia's NF - I thought it was 'Chernobyl'
 

Johnn

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Tbh I could never get :de: right.
I first thought it was "This is the ghost of you, caught in the ghost of me", then thought it was "This is the ghost of you, hunting the ghost of me", before finally realising it was "This is the ghost of you, haunting the ghost of me".
 

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:am: It's taking over me uueuuuueuuuuuuh, chupaknalikeyouknowpricknoitcannever-uuuuuh (thats legit what I heard the first time)
:hr: Harbours near, no more fear, all our clothes disappear
:hr: Stormy tights
:hr: And I feel my shit keep sizing
:az: And now we have it, the porn
:az: Gonna take your mirror, girl
:mk: Donut donut donut donut donut donut, glad I met
:mk: Dollar dollar dollar dollar dollar dollar
:md: We could be the whitest falling stars
:md: The fart of us will disappear
:ch: We're the last of our kind, and we're running, we know
:uk: I cum alot when I'm with you (as previously mentioned)
:sm: I've got to say I'm a dick tit
:dk: Take my ham and never let go
:be: I see massive balls weighing down people all around
:fi: Sing it away, I'll munch your balls away
:es: Come on and raise your butt and cry
:es: You keep on climbing over heels
:is: We shave our ass and step into the cold, cold night
:at: Loin d'ici, no sharting, no sharting
:bg: Oh Dami, lube that, Dami, lube that

I got some from a few YouTube videos :)
 

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[MENTION=15109]Titowam[/MENTION]
Very nice collection. Laughed so hard when I read your first line about Armenia. xrofl2
The wiwibloggs also have two pages with misheard lyrics:
http://wiwibloggs.com/2016/03/24/list-8-misheard-lyrics-eurovision-2016/132508/
http://wiwibloggs.com/2016/04/29/list-7-misheard-lyrics-eurovision-2016/139355/
My favourite from the second list is Norway: "When you're sucking frogs in water" instead of "when you're stuck in frozen water". xrofl3

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Alevender

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:fi:
Oringinal - Sing it away
All my troubles away
How did I hear it - Sing it away, I want your balls all day
 

Nikkita

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I'LL BE YOUR ICEBREAKER
WHEN YOU'RE STALKING FROZEN WATER
(STALKING) FROOOZEN WATER
 

theCONWEL

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Oringinal - Sing it away
All my troubles away
How did I hear it - Sing it away, I want your balls all day

I hear "oh put your balls away" xrofl
 

cegs5

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:ee: 2009 Urban Symphony - Rändajad
The first word of the song is "Kõrbe" but it sounded to me "kyrpä" which means dick in Finnish.
 

hdplus

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In :de: Ghost, the actual lyrics are,

The love we get is the love we give,
A money chest full of love but we hid the key


But I always heard it as,

The love we get is the love we give,
And money's just full of love but we never give

Lol, I always understood

The love we get is the love we give,
I'm only just full of love that we're here to give.

I wondered what that could mean since it makes no sense :lol:
I should watch Lyric-Videos :oops:
 

Eulaliya

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:no: 1986
Actual lyric - Romeo
What I heard - Numero (especially when you hear it in Portuguese accent)
 
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