Misheard Lyrics 2021 Edition

[blue00eyes]

I don't need a Christ above to show me
it's just a tingle that I turn into a burn

 

[theditz83]

This isn't so much misheard so much as my brain just reinterpreting a phrase not in my mother tongue to English words with similar sounds:


Actual: the Hebrew phrase in the chorus
My version: Time to see what she got on

 

[Iker]

I think that we misheard the same thing

What did you all mishear? Lol. Don't be shy.

 

[Ali_]

Bah-ra-ra Bah-ra-ra Ba Bahrain. Apparently she's saying parade but all I hear is Bahrain.

 

[MooseShoes]

This isn't so much misheard so much as my brain just reinterpreting a phrase not in my mother tongue to English words with similar sounds:


Actual: the Hebrew phrase in the chorus
My version: Time to see what she got on

I find that anything in Serbian or similar lends itself particularly well to that. To me 2020 goes...

Hasta la vista, Baby
Even though he blind,
Even, even though he blind
Hasta la vista, Baby
Yes, I'm gonna climb
Yes sir, yes I'm gonna climb

 

[theditz83]

I thought was singing "ba-ra-ra ba-ba reign" - as in what a Queen does, she reigns....

Omg what is going on with the lyrics this year

 

[theditz83]

I find that anything in Serbian or similar lends itself particularly well to that. To me 2020 goes...

Hasta la vista, Baby
Even though he blind,
Even, even though he blind
Hasta la vista, Baby
Yes, I'm gonna climb
Yes sir, yes I'm gonna climb

Haha you'll see my full misheard Hasta La Vista in the Serbian thread, but for continuity... First verse and chorus only...

"Yellow dumb tree, he cries
Oprah, yeah no, you're snide
Prove your oven's got more slime
Oven teaser y'all, oven, oven teaser y'all
Spoke Deben and I'm slammed
Dishing an old bee, yaaas
Ostrich he told me he yummm
Classic older dad keeps on sniffing up your snacks

Mutton penny kissing my lobe, crazy!
I saw my pickled ear, it's like noooo raisins!
A few more people spawn, wish you're sunny
Sadly look my veal, oops I nearly lost my veal

Chorus:
Hasta la vista baby,
In alone, he's mine, in a- in alone, he's mine
Hasta la vista baby
Yes I'll calm down, yes I, yes I'll calm down
Gal, she be Svala
Stall something for Velar
And I tickle some vole talons
It's all in a tissue, tissue
Dumb Balan!"

 

[apasionata]

Hasta la vista, Baby
Yes, I'm gonna climb
Yes sir, yes I'm gonna climb

This slaps unironically.

 

[MooseShoes]

Haha you'll see my full misheard Hasta La Vista in the Serbian thread, but for continuity... First verse and chorus only...

"Yellow dumb tree, he cries
Oprah, yeah no, you're snide
Prove your oven's got more slime
Oven teaser y'all, oven, oven teaser y'all
Spoke Deben and I'm slammed
Dishing an old bee, yaaas
Ostrich he told me he yummm
Classic older dad keeps on sniffing up your snacks

Mutton penny kissing my lobe, crazy!
I saw my pickled ear, it's like noooo raisins!
A few more people spawn, wish you're sunny
Sadly look my veal, oops I nearly lost my veal

Chorus:
Hasta la vista baby,
In alone, he's mine, in a- in alone, he's mine
Hasta la vista baby
Yes I'll calm down, yes I, yes I'll calm down
Gal, she be Svala
Stall something for Velar
And I tickle some vole talons
It's all in a tissue, tissue
Dumb Balan!"

Ah man, how did I miss this beauty! Thanks for sharing.

Curiously, I couldn't remember any of last year's Serbian entry except the chorus. That's got me a bit worried for them.

 

[MooseShoes]

And surely I can't be the only English-speaking ESC fan who's sang at the top of their voice...

NOTHING IS A CRIIIIIME...
Vodim te na igranku!

(Yes, I know it's )

 

[VirginiaVision]

I don't feel hate
I just feel sorry
Ya feud aiklsekflnlkso;pgklksrjeg wear me down
But I don't feel hate
I just feel sorry
So you can wisjflknajkebkajkfnsnpoaljenhlk you

 

[Skrzeczk]

Mata Hari.
What I hear: I am the man, I am the man, I am the man
Actual lyrics: Yalan da men yanan da men yaman da men

Technicolour:
What I hears: Time to take off your clothes
Actual lyrics: Time to take off your cloaks

 

[theditz83]

Slovenia
What I heard: Not until the thunders, hashtag - we have grace
Actual lyrics: Not until the thunder’s hushed Are we at rest

So I just sung that line, and I realised I'd been singing "Not until the thunder's crushed a wee unblessed"

 

[LordofMangoes]

with this song I very often hear "Focus" instead of "Je me casse". Especially when I am not fully focused on the song. Ironic

 

[Laepo1]

Actual lyrics:

Sunshine, I wanna touch you
Wind blow, I wanna see you.
I wanna touch, I wanna see,
I wanna be, with you.

Ocean, I wanna hear you.
Mountain, I wanna feel you.
I wanna hear, I wanna feel,
I wanna be, with you.

You’re everywhere, where I am.
You’re in everything, that I do.
My love, my love,
I wanna be with you.
You
My love my love
I wanna be with you.

Misheard:

I wanna be with you with you with you with you i wanna be with you with you with you with you..you..wanna..

 

[theditz83]

Am I the only one that's a little traumatised by Anxhela from constantly singing about her "salty nook"?

 

[blue00eyes]

no enemy along tonight
light up the rule

 

[iwanna belovewithyou]

iungmaann and du youngman and you, the dutch song i understand broccoli

 

[toinou03]

Actual lyrics:

Sunshine, I wanna touch you
Wind blow, I wanna see you.
I wanna touch, I wanna see,
I wanna be, with you.

Ocean, I wanna hear you.
Mountain, I wanna feel you.
I wanna hear, I wanna feel,
I wanna be, with you.

You’re everywhere, where I am.
You’re in everything, that I do.
My love, my love,
I wanna be with you.
You
My love my love
I wanna be with you.

Misheard:

I wanna be with you with you with you with you i wanna be with you with you with you with you..you..wanna..

This is really incredible poetry... I hope the Nobel Academy got it...

 

[hijirio]

Actual lyrics: When I'm walking like this with an attitude
Misheard: When I'm walking like this with an autotune