Misheard Lyrics 2021 Edition

[theditz83]

There are always a few great misheard lyrics that I get for Eurovision songs (the 2020 highlight being Hurricane singing "Gal, she be Svala!" in honour of Iceland's 2017 entrant)

So let's share our best ones from the 2021 songs...

Samanta Tina - The Moon Is Rising

Actual lyric: Being envious, not my case
Lyric I hear: Being in me, ugh, snog my case

The Black Mamba - Love Is On My Side

Actual lyric: Sold my body on a dirty cold floor
Lyric I hear: Sold my body on the dirty coleslaw

Hurricane - Loco Loco

Actual lyric: Zato hajde budi loco loco
Lyric I hear: But you hide the booty, loco loco

There will definitely be more, I'll add them as the come to me

 

[HayashiM]

I can't not mention

Hooverphonic - The Wrong Place
Actual lyric: All we did was fight
Lyric I hear: All we did was fuck...

 

[Iker]

Jeangu Macrooy - Birth Of A New Age

You are my broccoli, you are my broccoli ...

 

[theditz83]

Jeangu Macrooy - Birth Of A New Age

You are my broccoli, you are my broccoli ...

I hear this one as "You don't mind broccoli" - probably because I used to hate broccoli as a kid, but now as an adult I don't mind it

 

[Looren]

For information my little sister's name is Edysse, it'll help you to understand this one



Actual lyric: It is ok to dance alone
Lyric I hear: Edysse ok to dance alone

 

[theditz83]

For information my little sister's name is Edysse, it'll help you to understand this one



Actual lyric: It is ok to dance alone
Lyric I hear: Edysse ok to dance alone

That's too cute

 

[Remisan]

Jeangu Macrooy - Birth Of A New Age

You are my broccoli, you are my broccoli ...

I hear this one as "You are not broccoli"
My beloved hears "You know I'm broccoli"

 

[midnightsun]

I have never understood why people hear "broccoli". All I hear from the very first listening is "broke on me" (with an accent).

 

[heke1988]

Blind Channel - Dark Side

Actualy lyric: All drinks on me
Lyric I hear: All drinks on my/mine

 

[mauve]

I wouldn't say "mishearing", but everytime I listen to "Mata Hari", I think of vaccination because in Japanese Mata means "again" and "Hari" means "needle", so "needle again". And in these Covid-times I think of vaccination.

 

[heke1988]

Also
Jeangu Macrooy - Birth of a New Age

Actual lyric: Born in resilience
Lyric I hear: Born in Brazilians

 

[Iker]

I wouldn't say "mishearing", but everytime I listen to "Mata Hari", I think of vaccination because in Japanese Mata means "again" and "Hari" means "needle", so "needle again". And in these Covid-times I think of vaccination.

Have you been vaccinated? I have heard the process is going very slowly in Germany because of the bureaucracy.

 

[mauve]

Have you been vaccinated? I have heard the process is going very slowly in Germany because of the bureaucracy.

It is indeed VERY slow here. Also Astrazeneca fell into disrepute (it may cause thrombosis). And even though I am like a dinosaur of this forum , I am still not old enough to be vaccinated (60's and up first here).

 

[MooseShoes]

Surprised no-one's already mentioned 's "Time to take off your clothes."

With 's entry having a Spanish title, I keep hearing "Soy muy fina" in the chorus.

Finding misheard lyrics in 's song is like shooting fish in a barrel, but it definitely sounds like she's repeatedly shouting "NOT MY CAKES!"

 

[HayashiM]

Surprised no-one's already mentioned 's "Time to take off your clothes."

Until reading your post, I had thought that was the actual lyric

 

[theditz83]

Until reading your post, I had thought that was the actual lyric

Lol I remember loads of people talking about that and she had to address it in an interview and was like all "why are you all wanting to undress, what is going on?"

 

[Looren]

Until reading your post, I had thought that was the actual lyric

Same

 

[Iker]

It is indeed VERY slow here. Also Astrazeneca fell into disrepute (it may cause thrombosis). And even though I am like a dinosaur of this forum , I am still not old enough to be vaccinated (60's and up first here).

My dad has already been vaccinated with his first dose and he is <60 years old. My mum, who is younger is set to receive her first dose still in April. Astrazeneca's supposed danger is imho fear-mongering.

 

[theditz83]

Finding misheard lyrics in 's song is like shooting fish in a barrel, but it definitely sounds like she's repeatedly shouting "NOT MY CAKES!"

Also, I always sing "la la la la laaaa RAGE!"

Samanta, the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[tkris]

It is indeed VERY slow here. Also Astrazeneca fell into disrepute (it may cause thrombosis). And even though I am like a dinosaur of this forum , I am still not old enough to be vaccinated (60's and up first here).

Ah , the same system here too ! But we are still going on with the AstraZeneca vaccine here