- I mustn't give points to fun songs that the lowlife masses like, so down goes Moldova, Italy, Romania and Latvia
- I must help those songs that the lowlifes will not like just because the vocals is good, even if I don't really like them, so up goes Austria, Netherlands and Denmark
- I must help Europeans become more Americanized, so up goes Australia, Sweden and Norway, down goes Belgium and Hungary
- I must counter those pesky diaspora votes, so down goes Poland
- I must help unpopular countries the plebs don't like so up goes Israel and Australia
- I must put down unsmiling or older upstarts who think they are better than me (a person of some standing in the music business) regardless if I like the songs, so down goes Estonia and Poland.
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