Friggin awful. I think that sums it up well.
To add a few more words, I think it’s lazy, borderline offensive and worst of all thinks it’s funnier than it is.
Tommy has a face I’d happily slap or punch and just everything about it is sooo cynical to get the ‘quirky’ vote that is feels insincere to the max.
I think what’s worse for me is songs like this feed into the general public’s perception of Eurovision and harms it. Europapa, Windows95 man etc are just not what the contest is anymore - or at the very least shouldn’t aim to be.
It’s a

without doubt, but much like Malta, a minus would be more appropriate.