ESC 2022 Misheard Lyrics

[theditz83]

Time to start up this thread again. Let's share our misheard lyrics from the ESC 2022 entries!

coming in strong proclaiming her love for French sweet treats @ 02:26 in...
Actual lyrics: Ma ka lon, ma ka lon
Misheard lyrics: Macaron, Macaron

 

[HayashiM]

Eline Noelia - Ectasy
Actual lyrics: I can make 'em crave me like a drug
Misheard lyrics: I can make 'em pervy like a dog

 

[theditz83]

Eline Noelia - Ectasy
Actual lyrics: I can make 'em crave me like a drug
Misheard lyrics: I can make 'em pervy like a dog

Hahaaaa love this Jan

I'm still buckled looking at that gif of Ronela getting all crazy over macarons

 

[LoveHate]

Actual: B-A-N-A-NAS, bananas
Misheard: B-A-N-A-S, bananas

 

[EscGeek]

"All glowed up, yeah, that's on me"

"I'll blow them, yeah, that's on me"

 

[Chiarina]

"Per un "ti amo" ho mischiato droga e lacrime" (for a "I love you" I mixed drugs and tears)

"Una notte di Myss Keta, droga e lacrime" (a night made of Myss Keta, drugs and tears - Myss Keta is a singer from Milan who makes club music)

 

[midnightsun]

I realized today only that the chorus is literally "I hope I hope… I hope I hope“. I always thought he was singing „hi ho hi ho“‘(Western whoop).
And I was thinking why this song was called hope…

 

[blue00eyes]

"in the cloud's foam" edit: actually heard it properly
but "bye, bye boy"

 

[midnightsun]

Omg… in the Slovenian song by LPS…

"Ne, ne bo te (nazaj)"

I truly thought they were singing "televote"

I didn’t know the lyrics until now and thought they would call people to vote for them. Like Lithuania 2006 (we are the winners).

 

[jatojo]

Many people think it's "Bye bye boy" at the end of the chorus.
But in fact, it's "Bye bye fool"

(I think "Bye bye boy" would be better.)

 

[theditz83]

Many people think it's "Bye bye boy" at the end of the chorus.
But in fact, it's "Bye bye fool"

(I think "Bye bye boy" would be better.)

For long enough, I thought it was "bye bye boo" which would fit in better with the sassy tone of the song I think, but there we go haha!

 

[Meldziel]

For long enough, I thought it was "bye bye boo" which would fit in better with the sassy tone of the song I think, but there we go haha!

I also heard it that way before

 

[theditz83]

is the gift that keeps on giving...

Actual lyrics:
"Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks"

I hear:
"Green, green, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, don't pickle plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach
You're a psycho and I'm loving those cheese"

Also...

Actual:
"If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's"

I hear:
"If you want your man's son London then get goats"

Utter nonsense, but can't help singing those now

 

[MooseShoes]

I'm convinced the singer is just going "Lordy, lordy, lordy, looooord" before the chorus.

 

[Chalphon]

In a part of the Albanian entry she sings something in Albanian that sounds like Swedish to me. It sounds like she sings:
"Ä dä jag, även du" (is it me, also you). The actual Albanian lyrics are supposed to be "Edhe një, edhe dy", don't know what that means.

 

[Chalphon]

She sings "though it kills me I found the right one at the wrong time". What I heard was "Oh exsqueeze me I found the right one at the wrong time".

 

[Chalphon]

Actual: B-A-N-A-NAS, bananas
Misheard: B-A-N-A-S, bananas

Same

 

[theditz83]

She sings "though it kills me I found the right one at the wrong time". What I heard was "Oh exsqueeze me I found the right one at the wrong time".

Exsqueeze me!! This has me floored

 

[Jonaxh]

Actual: yum, yum, yum...
Misheard: Miau, miau, miau... (portuguese translations of meow, a cat sound...)

I know yum makes sense. but before I read the the lyrics I was like "why would the make a cat sound if they are wolves..."

 

[Chalphon]

Actual: yum, yum, yum...
Misheard: Miau, miau, miau... (portuguese translations of meow, a cat sound...)

I know yum makes sense. but before I read the the lyrics I was like "why would the make a cat sound if they are wolves..."

"What does the wolf say?"
-miau miau miau miau...