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✨🔥💀 WV162 DEATH VALLEY 💀🔥✨ SEMI FINAL 1 | RESULTS TONIGHT 21:00 CET

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FINAL MOMENTS

See that's the beauty of tag matches Jim.

Yeah when you're gassed you can just take a breather, I'm sure Brandon could use one after all that.

No lies there Jim. Jon Moxley doing some fine work for Denmark there. Now here's Tazz for China.

Oh god he's coming in hard.

What a dodge!
Oh it's not just that.


FARTKONTROL

No speeding in this lane China. Denmark is taking over this match.
He's grabbing China by the shoulder.


This is it.

No!

China going for that GREAT WALL.

Should have known it was coming.
Yeah this is just amateur hour.


China with the initiative now.
He's going for it.


There's only one initiative for China.

Come on Jim, say it with me.

BELT AND ROAD.

That's the end for Denmark.
The rabbit from Rabat Wardlow now up against two.


Well that was quick.

Dear me, barbaric.

For all of you at home, that was indeed the BARBARY LION.

Brandon back in for Japan, let's see if he can eat Morocco raw.

Morocco is not a fish though, no sushi jokes will work here.

I know but I can at least try you know, no need to be salty.

Something fishy about these lines, reel it in.
Oh!


Oh GOD! I thought they were just eyeing each other up.

Wardlow is floored, Japan now climbing the ropes.
Are we going to see a MOUNT FUJI?


We do. Morocco is mounted.

Known for their horses are they?

I don't know Ex, but this sure doesn't look good.

What's this?
Why is there suddenly a French man with a German name entering the ring?


He's got bodyguards too.
Who is this man?


They are taking Brandon away.
Why?


What is going on?

Why is there an Eiffel Tower in the background?
Jim I'm scared.


 

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FINAL MOMENTS

Storm is going for it isn't she?

I think she is.

She's loading up a real howitzer there, I think she's going to connect.
Yeah this is in the right direction, if Adam doesn't do something...


WOW!

Oh my, I swear I've seen everything, but never that.

Dalmatia saving his skin with a split.

Not just a split Ex, this is the SPLIT SPLIT.

You'd think after those Ragusan specialties something like this is a bit low brow, but when blindfolded Jim...

Yeah I've never been so impressed in my life.

Romania isn't done yet though.
She's poking around trying to find out where he is.


She's poking alright.

Wait, wait... She's changing her tactics.
Is she?


She's removing her blindfold.
This is absurd. This should be banned.


She's asking the referees about something?

Yeah.

The refs are going to Adam, what is wrong?

Has Dalmatia been cheating?
They are checking his blindfold.
I think he's been cheating.


Seems like we're going to have a regular match then.

OH!

OH BROTHER!

That's poking too, but Lord alive in the sky at six o'clock that is BRUTALITY.

Romania dropping the CLUJ-NAPOKE right in the eyeballs.

Now this is no longer blindfolded people, but Dalmatia is blind.

Blind enough to not see what's coming.

Romania climbing the ropes, she's out for blood.

COUNT DRACULAAAAA!

And we count!

3...
2...


 

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FINAL MOMENTS

Well you have to hand it to Jeff, this is SHOWMANSHIP.

Kenny is lying on the table, half alive and half at the pearly gates.
Jeff is climbing the ropes for Lombardy.


The jump is coming.
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to witness
THE LAST SUPPER.

A true Leonardo classic.

Oh man that table is RUINED.
Ireland crawling to the side, it's time for Hungary to beat some sense into Lombardy.


No idea what courses were involved in that last meal there, but they are on a collision course right now and she's saving the best for last.

No dessert until we've seen the ATTILA.

Oh the sound of that!
The HUMANITY.


Beasts they are.

I think this is it for Lombardy, seems like it's time for Britt to get back in and show what Spain is all about.

Yeah after what happened against Germany I'm sure she'll make the most of this one.

There we go.

Oh I do hope Spain is going to make it.
She's kicking off with a dance?


I know Brahms wrote a Hungarian dance song once, but what we are seeing now is too much.

Such intricate movements, I think it's time Jim.

Is it?

It is.

Our own signature move, let's do it?

Yeah.

SLO-MO!

See that there Jim?
Right there?


You mean that uh...

Yeah I mean like Hungary is looking at it too.

We're all looking at it Ex.
Whole crowd is looking at it.


It's too much.
I mean look at it.


I feel like in this state we can't fight.

It's a BOOTY HYPNOTIC.

I think this fight is done.

Wait though....

Ireland was never watching, they were resting after that absolute jackhammer....

Oh he's just walking up to her and putting her down isn't he?

She's entranced by herself too it seems, she's not even doing anything. That booty.

How can Ireland be this lucky?
What is this four-leafed clover sort of nonsense.


That booty is pure gold.
This is now a pirate movie.
Ireland was just thinking of different booty.
I think Ireland is pulling a POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW on us.


 

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AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT


IT'S GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY EXPLOSIVE


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IT'S LAST MAN STANDING AS ELEVEN WRESTLERS TAKE TO THE RING

ONE BY ONE THEY WILL BE ELIMINATED UNTIL WE CROWN A WINNER



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JOHNNY HUNGIEE FOR SOME ACTION
PUT A BIB ON ME! HOOHOOOOO
 
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