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  1. Salmon

    The Salmon Migration 🐟 საქართველო〖12〗

    More coming soon.~
  2. Salmon

    Congratulations XIV ››› Results ››› We have a winner! Beware of spoilers.

    Hello everyone. Now that the forum has stabilised again, I can happily announce that tomorrow at quarter past four in the only good time zone, you will receive the long awaited results of the Video Game Spinoff… Huh. As it turns out, I don’t have them ready (probably because I didn’t even host...
  3. Salmon

    Congratulations XIV ››› Entries ››› Saturday, Nov 12th

    Welcome to Artyomka. Here’s a text show; the banners will arrive at an unspecified point in the future (I can’t guarantee for anything though ss nc). Sorry for not saying more, I’m sitting in a uni lecture right now and writing up the text show lach 01 · ::che Cherniya · Paradis · Toi et Moi ·...
  4. Salmon

    Congratulatiourteen ››› Confirmations ››› Monday, Oct 24th

    The black, white, and yellow bird is Artyomka’s tourism logo. The more you know.As the single public broadcasting station serving our nation, ARF would like to welcome you to the city-state of Artyomka. We have gathered here for the decennary celebration of the Natian music scene known as...
  5. Salmon

    Congratulations XIV ››› Suggestions

    This is a preliminary logo. Maybe I’ll still change it (or add a pretty background), who knows? Yes, I know it’s waaay too early, but now that the 140 final is starting soon and we already know all the eligible songs, maybe it’s good to start scouring for suggestions now so you don’t have to...
  6. Salmon

    Live Listening Thread // GRAND FINAL LL // 15/03 // 20:00 CET // ON DISCORD //

    Hey everyone, I just opened this thread so that the actual edition threads don’t get all buried in LL spam and to keep all LL related info nicely and tidily in one place, in a similar manner to the stats and prediction threads. (: Currently, LLs usually take place at http://cytu.be/r/nsc, which...
  7. Salmon

    Artyomka

    Artyomka АртёмкаComing into our city-state, dear wanderer, you will not see the public display of wealth, luxury, and decadence so common in other countries. This we admit, our people have not been blessed with money. But Artyomka is not a country for those who seek wealth. It is not a country...
  8. Salmon

    General Awards 2014: The Nominees - DDL: Friday, 25/09/2015, 23:59 CET

    Hello everyone. It is now mid-February, and the nominees for the 2014 General NSC Awards have eventually arrived in Artyomka. Unfortunately, the otters have escaped. Fortunately, our problems with gravity have been fixed. You will probably see some fancy graphics appear later. For now, please...
  9. Salmon

    suoıʇɐuıɯou | ɐʞɯoʎʇɹɐ 'qǝlƃ | uǝǝʇɹnoɟ-puɐ-puɐsnoɥʇ-oʍʇ spɹɐʍɐ lɐɹǝuǝƃ ɔsu

    suoıʇɐuıɯou | ɐʞɯoʎʇɹɐ 'qǝlƃ | uǝǝʇɹnoɟ-puɐ-puɐsnoɥʇ-oʍʇ spɹɐʍɐ lɐɹǝuǝƃ ɔsu edit: in case of vertigo, see this :suoıʇɐuıɯou ɹıǝɥʇ ʇuǝs ǝʌɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ suoıʇɐƃǝlǝp ɟo ʇsıl :ʇsıl ʇxǝʇ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥ '(ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɹɹos) sǝıɹoƃǝʇɐɔ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
  10. Salmon

    Overpriced Lebanese restaurants run by a transsexual ex-yu immigrant you've been to on a Thursday between 2 and 5 pm

    Me: ::se Stockholm (if you leave out the transsexual ex-yu immigrant part)
  11. Salmon

    Bundesvision Song Contest 2014 || Göttingen, 20th September 2014

    Same procedure as every year... The participants: Baden-Württemberg | Max Mutzke - Charlotte Bayern | Andreas Bourani - Auf anderen Wegen Berlin | Miss Platnum - Hüftgold Brandenburg | Kitty Kat - Hochhaus Bremen | Revolverheld - Lass uns gehen Hamburg | Nico Suave feat. Flo Mega -...
  12. Salmon

    How often do you usually listen to the entries before voting?

    There might be another abandoned thread about this. I dunno, search got me no results. Your vote in the poll will not be public.
  13. Salmon

    NSC Vexill0logy

    definition by dictionary.reference.com So, this is the thread where you can post everything which comes to your mind related to flags in the NSC universe. From legends and stories behind your flags to historical and sub-national flags or just random "rate my flag" requests, this is the place to...
  14. Salmon

    Who will win?

    Because it's never too early to make random guesses based on whatever your imagination comes up with! :D Poll is open for some 4 months, that should be enough. All participants from this year are included in the poll.
  15. Salmon

    Will we reach one million posts tonight?

    We currently have a bit less than 999000 posts. Seing that the forum is extremely fast-paced these days (for obvious reasons), my question is: Will the forum reach an overall post count of one million before the ESC final show ends tonight? Vote in the poll pls. :)
  16. Salmon

    The Cakeday Thread

    Because why not. Welcome to the semi-official ESCUNITED CAKEDAY THREAD What is a cakeday? Basically, any forum member's cakeday - as seen on sites like reddit - is the day they registered on the forum, the day their account was created. It is not to be confused with the member's actual...
  17. Salmon

    Happy Palindrome Week!

    I'm not really sure if this deserves a thread for itself, but we should really celebrate this (at least the American users in here). clicky
  18. Salmon

    Best Ex-YU entry

    Well yah, since every voting block gets its own poll, we should also have this one... ...though it's kind of sad to see the number of options in it. :(
  19. Salmon

    The Diggiloo Thrush's shutdown

    Many of you will know that The Diggiloo Thrush, the site which has provided countless ESC fans with a huge lyrics database of every single Eurovision entry so far (even with versions in different languages, which was quite common in the 20th century), complete with translations, is closing down...
  20. Salmon

    The Handwriting Thread

    Sorry about the poor quality of the picture :| Had to edit this in order to make it more legible. Anyway:
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