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Man, COVID really stroke badly the world because everyone is voting so tasteless. No points, fuck this, and please, de-active my account or something.

Ew, no.

Pack everything, it's over. Vienna 2026. And I'm not saying grading on a curve. this is a legit damn good song. Like, the funniest thing is the ENORMOUS GULF between this and other entries.

This fucking year man. No points.

Man, I was just joking when I say this Eurovision was "like a bunch of Kens taking over Barbie Land"... ...OK, that's unfair. I actually like it fine, not bad, beautiful voice, but IDK, sometimes the song doesn't quite go where you wish it could go in terms of the right notes or the phrasing...

I actually felt dread when I saw it was going to premier... ...and it was a nice surprise. HOLY F, effort? Melody? Earnestness? In THIS Eurovision? I like it alright but I think not even the delegation is aware they suddenly became a top favorite by just being competent. 8 points.

How nice of everybody, getting out of Sweden's way to make sure they break the record!

Australia, you're still kinda new in town, you shouldn't be THIS comfortable. Put some pants on at least.

When Moldova withdrew because of lack of quality, I thought they meant their own.

I come from NormieLand. Yes, Revolution will win Melo and probably will win Eurovision.

Whenever you're ready Italy, there's no rush.

Man, this year feels like when all the Kens took over Barbieland.

No.

This is fine. You guys need to get a grip, this is the second time this season I hear online backlash "OMG, IT'S THE WORST SONG EVER" and it's innofensive. I know I'm asking the Moon here, begging for Eurovision fans to relax, but please, try. 7 points

Seeing the online reaction, I thought this would be a disaster even before listen to it... ...this is fine. Not the best, nor a contender, but a decent ballad, the lyrics are cute, the guy does have a solid voice. 6 points, and take a chill pill the rest of you.

Seeing the online reaction, I thought this would be a disaster even before listen to it... ...this is fine. Not the best, nor a contender, but a decent ballad, the lyrics are cute, the guy does have a solid voice. 6 points, and take a chill pill the rest of you.

I have a theory, ain't perfect, but here's the thing: since now semis are televote only, most of the songs that make it through are televote friendly. Shocking, I know, BUT there's another thing: while we used to have like 3 or maybe 4 jury friendly songs making it through with the old system...

RIGHT, RIGHT, SORRY :(

My brother is the normiest of the normies in terms of Eurovision, and he said this gem. "I want either Israel or Ireland to win". The fandom is a bubble, and most normies are not only not informed about all this drama, but they're not even CLOSE to find about the drama in the first place.

Honestly, I'm happy. 5th place is a pretty damn God result, the best since Netta. And the world will keep spinning.