I know these countries very well for better or worse, so i will rank al their entries
Will start with the Swedes, after 2000 they have usualy been very safe, boring, and uninspired. They often send entries that seems like products created on a conveyor belt in a chartpop-factory in Göteborg.
I use the english versions when i rank these, since the Swedes off course never sing in Swedish. The Swedish versions would probably rank higher.
Great to Amazing
Roger Pontare - When the Spirits are calling my name/Når vindarna viskar ditt namn 2000
Loreen - Euphoria 2012
Very good
Charlotte Perelli - Hero 2008
Good
(2020)
The Ark - The worrying kind 2007
Carola - Invisible/Evighet 2006
OK
John Lundvik - Too late for love 2019
Bad
Malena Ernman - La Voix 2009
Lena Philipson - It hurts/Det gör ont 2004
Robin Stjarnberg - You 2013
Måns Zelnerlow - Heroes 2015
11 Sanna Nilson - Undo 2014
Very bad
12 Martin Stenmark - Las Vegas 2005
Awful
13 Friends - Listen to your heartbeat/Lysna til ditt hjärta 2001
14 Erik Saade - Popular 2011
15 Anna Bergendahl - This is my life 2010
Some kind of torture
16 Frans - If i were sorry 2016
17 Afro-Dite - Never Let It Go 2002
18 Cornelia Jacobs - Hold Me Closer 2022
19 Tusse - Voices 2021
20 Fame - Give Me Your Love 2003
21 Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off 2018
Worse than torture
22 Robin Bengtson - I can not listen to this shite 2017
All time ranking, Sweden used to be pretty decent in eurovision before my time
Great to Amazing
Roger Pontare - When the Spirits are calling my name/Når vindarna viskar ditt namn 2000
One More Time - Den vilda 1996
Carola - Främling 1983
ABBA - Waterloo 1974
Nova & The Dolls - You're Summer/Sommar'n som aldrig säger nej 1973
Jill Johnson - Kärleken är 1998
Inger Berggren - Sol och vår 1962
Loreen - Euphoria 2012
Alice Babs - Lilla stjarna 1958
Monica Törnell & Lasse Holm - E' de' det här du kallar kärlek 1986
11 Tommy Körberg - Judy, min vän 1969
Very good
12 Claes-Göran Hederström - Det börjar verka kärlek, banne mej 1968
13 Jan Johansen - Se på mig 1995
14 Herreys - Diggi-loo diggi-ley 1984
15 Chips - Dag efter dag 1982
16 Björn Skifs - Fångad i en dröm 1981
17 Charlotte Perelli - Hero 2008
18 Carola - Fångad av en stormvind 1991
Good
19 Family Four - Vita vidder 1971
20 The Ark - The worrying kind 2007
21 The Mamas - Move
22Carola - Invisible/Evighet 2006
23 Björn Skifs - Det blir alltid värre framåt natten 1978
24 Kikki Danielsson - Bra vibrationer 1985
25 Lotta Engberg - Boogaloo/Fyra bugg och en Coca-Cola 1987
OK
26 Charlotte Nilsson - Take Me to Your Heaven/Tusen och en natt 1999
27 Tomas Ledin - Just nu! 1980
28 Arvingarna - Eloise 1993
29 Marie Berman & Roger Pontare - Stjärnorna 1994
30 Siw Malmquist - Alla andra får varann 1960
31 Lill Lindfors & Svante Thuresson - Nygammal vals 1966
32 Östen Warnerbring - Som en dröm 1967
33 Brita Borg - Augustin 1959
34 Lill-Babs - April, april 1961
35 Tommy Nilsson - En dag 1989
36 Family Four - Härliga sommardag 1972
37 Forbes - Beatles 1977
38 John Lundvik - Too late for love 2019
39 Lasse Berghagen and the Dolls - Jennie, Jennie 1975
40 Monica Zetterlund - En gang i Stockholm 1963
Bad
41 Edin-Ådahl - Som en vind 1990
42 Malena Ernman - La Voix 2009
43 Lena Philipson - It hurts/Det gör ont 2004
44 Robin Stjarnberg - You 2013
45 Måns Zelnerlow - Heroes 2015
46 Sanna Nilson - Undo 2014
Very bad
47 Martin Stenmark - Las Vegas 2005
48 Tommy Körberg - Stad i ljus 1988
49 Ted Gärdestad - Satellit 1979
Awful
50 Christer Björkman - I morgon är en annan dag 1992
51 Blond - Bara hon älskar mig 1997
52 Friends - Listen to your heartbeat/Lysna til ditt hjärta 2001
53 Erik Saade - Popular 2011
54 Anna Bergendahl - This is my life 2010
Some kind of torture
55 Frans - If i were sorry 2016
56 Cornelia Jacobs - Hold Me Closer 2022
57 Afro-Dite - Never Let It Go 2002
58 Tusse - Voices 2021
59 Ingvar Wixell - Absent Friend 1964
60 Fame - Give Me Your Love 2003
61 Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off 2018
Worse than torture
62 Robin Bengtson - I can not listen to this shite 2017
Norway
We are a mixed bag, but with more good entries than bad. At least way better than Sweden even though they for some unknown reason seeems to almost always get a better result than us.
Amazing to great
Wig Wam - In My Dreams 2005
Aleksander Rybak - Fairytale 2009
Christine Gulbrandsen - Alvedansen 2006
Agnete - Icebreaker 2016
Keino - Spirit In The Sky 2019
Carl Espen - Silent Storm 2014
Very good
Jowst - Grab The Moment 2017
Maria Haukås Storeng(Midtet now)- Hold on be strong 2008
Good
Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love 2013
Kjetil Mørland og Debrah Scarlet - A Monster Like Me 2015
OK
11 Charmed - My Heart Goes Boom 2000
12 Tooji - Stay 2012
13 Stella Mwangi - Haba Haba 2011
14 Subwoolfer - Give that wolf a banana 2022
15 Aleksander Rybak - That is probably not his best song 2018
16 Guri Schanche - Van a bailar conmigo 2007
(2020)
Very bad
17 Jostein Hasselgård - I am not afraid to move on 2003
Awful
18 Didrik Solli Tangen - My Heart Is Yours 2010
Some kind of torture
19 Knut Anders Sørum - High 2004
20 Haldor Lægreid - On my own 2001
21 Tix - Fallen Angel/Ut av mørket 2021
All-time ranking, historicaly, Norway has also been mixed
Great to amazing
Secret Garden - Nocturne 1995
Wig Wam - In My Dreams 2005
Sverre Kjelsberg & Mattis Hætta - Sámiid ædnan 1980
Jahn Teigen - Mil etter mil 1978
Karoline Krüger - For vår jord 1988
Jahn Teigen & Anita Skorgan - Do re mi 1983
Åse Kleveland - Intet er nytt under solen 1966
Aleksander Rybak - Fairytale 2009
Christine Gulbrandsen - Alvedansen 2006
Agnete - Icebreaker 2016
11 Silje Vige - Alle mine tankar 1993
12 Keino - Spirit In The Sky 2019
13 Bobbysocks - La Det Swinge
1985
14 Jahn Teigen & Anita Skorgan - Adieu 1982
15 Carl Espen - Silent Storm 2014
Very good
16 Elisabeth Andreassen - I evighet 1996
17 Jowst - Grab The Moment 2017
18 Maria Haukås Storeng(Midtet now)- Hold on be strong 2008
19 Elisabeth Andreasson & Jan Verner Danielsen - Duett 1994
20 Hanne Krogh - Lykken er 1971
21 Odd Børre - Stress 1968
Good
22 Nora Brockstedt - Voi Voi 1960
23 Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love 2013
24 Bendik Singers - It's Just a game/Å, for et spill 1973
25 Inger Jacobsen - Kom sol, kom regn 1962
26 Kate Gulbrandsen - Mitt liv 1987
27 Anita Skorgan - Oliver 1979
28 Kjetil Mørland og Debrah Scarlet - A Monster Like Me 2015
29 Dollie de Luxe - Lenge leve livet 1984
30 Ketil Stokkan - Romeo 1986
31 Kirsti Sparboe - Dukkemann 1967
OK
32 Ketil Stokkan - Brandenburger Tor 1990
33 Charmed - My Heart Goes Boom 2000
34 Anita Thallaug - Solhverv 1963
35 Tooji - Stay 2012
36 Anne-Karine Strøm – Mata Hari 1976
37 Stella Mwangi - Haba Haba 2011
38 Arne Bendiksen - Spiral 1964
39 Subwoolfer - Give that wolf a banana 2022
40 Finn Kalvik - Aldri I Livet 1981
41 Aleksander Rybak - That is probably not his best song 2018
42 Kirsti Sparboe - Karusell 1989
43 Britt Synnøve Johansen - Venners nærhet 1989
44 Anita Skorgan - Casanova 1977
45 Guri Schanche - Van a bailar conmigo 2007
46 Ulrikke Brandstorp - Attention 2020
47 Just 4 Fun - Mrs. Thompson
Bad
48 Nora Brockstedt - Sommer I Palma 1961
49 Kirsti Sparboe - Oj, oj, oj, så glad jeg skal bli 1969
50 Grethe Kausland & Benny Borg - Småting 1972
51 Merethe Trøan - Visjoner 1992
Very bad
52 Jostein Hasselgård - I am not afraid to move on 2003
53 Stig Van Eijk - Living my life without you 1999
54 Lars A. Fredriksen - Alltid sommer 1998
55 Tor Endresen - San Francisco 1997
Awful
56 Ellen Nikolaysen - Touch my life (with summer)/Det skulle ha vært sommer nå 1975
57 Didrik Solli Tangen - My Heart Is Yours 2010
Some kind of torture
58 Knut Anders Sørum - High 2004
59 Anne-Karine Strøm feat Bendik Singers – The first day of love
/ Hvor er du? 1974
60 Haldor Lægreid - On my own 2001
61 Tix - Fallen Angel/Ut av mørket 2021