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EscGeek
14th September 2014, 12:30
here are mine! which one is most likely to happen?:lol:

Singer named Georgia from the state of Georgia representing the country of Georgia with the song "Georgia"
One person representing his/her country at Eurovision,Junior Eurovision,Turkvision,Intervision and ABU TV song festival
The winning song recieving 6 points or less from all countries
Eurovision edition with the returning artists only
Well trained animals representing a country (monkey,dog and a bird for ex)

Terence
15th September 2014, 01:45
^^^LOL I love all those points!

One country receiving ALL the 12 points, or else 13-14 countries score and the rest finish with nill points
An artist selected to represent two or three countries in the same year (can that happen?)
A huge choreography (a la Ukraine) involving water causes the next performer to slip down and of course a bitch fight will take place on stage
The first performance finishes first, the second finishes second, third finishes third etc all the way to 25/26th finishing last.
An artist stops halfway through the song, admitting he/she has no chance, and leaves the stage for the next song.

I must go to sleep :lol:

EscGeek
16th September 2014, 18:26
Imagine two persons with the same first and last name representing two countries at the same year:lol:

SRBIJA
16th September 2014, 20:16
An artist stops halfway through the song, admitting he/she has no chance, and leaves the stage for the next song.


Looool :D

Verjamem
16th September 2014, 20:59
fight will take place on stage
Hahaha, fighting on Eurovision's stage. I really want to see it one day :D

henhu
16th September 2014, 21:26
• Winning song receiving less than 100 points and last place more than 90 points.
• A country qualifying for the final with less than 20 points.
• Alexander Rybak, Loreen and Conchita Wurst returning in the same year.
• Major huge favourite flop and shocking dark horse win (example: ''Euphoria'' coming last and ''Euro Neuro'' winning)
• Ukraine, Greece, Russia, Azerbaijan and Romania failing to qualify and San Marino, Monaco, Andorra, Czech Republic and Slovakia qualifying instead of them.

revallsay
16th September 2014, 21:31
Simply - Poland wins :D

Edward
16th September 2014, 21:43
She obviously meant Portugal up there ;)

Terence
17th September 2014, 02:00
No, she meant Iceland and Malta joint first! :p

Edward
17th September 2014, 21:19
But come on, we've had the longest shameful run so far. If it was my country winning, it'd really be one of the craziest ESC things to ever happen ;)

pinkchiffon
18th September 2014, 20:09
Somebody wins wearing blue... on their birthday... performing 2nd.

Terence
19th September 2014, 01:46
But come on, we've had the longest shameful run so far. If it was my country winning, it'd really be one of the craziest ESC things to ever happen ;)
Yeah, too bad Finland abandoned you there... if they did it, you can do it!
Are there any monster-rockers in Portugal?

Edward
19th September 2014, 23:08
Not that I know about :mrgreen:

Well, there used to be Comme Restus, they wore crazier costumes than Lordi. I remember they had a priest on the guitars and the blue power ranger for main vocalist. But musically they were not in the same league as Lordi at all. The lyrical content was much more graphic and the sound also much heavier 8-) They were good fun.

I really don't think I'll see my country winning Eurovision during this lifetime xcry1

Crazy thing:

A performer is disliked so badly that it gets thrown those thousand flags from different countries that we keep seeing being waved during the whole transmission.

Salmon
26th September 2014, 15:20
A fight starts in the audience, the weapons are inflatable Israeli hammers.

Israel withdraws, suddenly the whole Arab world joins ESC at once.

The EBU executives decide Qatar hosts next Eurovision.

The EBU Secretary General makes homophobic statements, thus all gays decide to boycott ESC and the fanbase is suddenly decimated.

Berlin actually gets to host the whole thing once.

Dria Kiznr represents Liechtenshtein.

Someone from this forum enters an NF, wins it, wins Eurovision, wins our hearts xlove

NemesisNick
2nd October 2014, 19:24
An artist stops halfway through the song, admitting he/she has no chance, and leaves the stage for the next song.
The nearest we've ever got to that was Sverre Kjelsberg and Mattis Hætta, representing Norway with "Sámiid Ædnan" in 1980. Half way through, the lead singer suddenly stopped singing and his partner entered and started yodelling, then the lead singer yodelled along with him, and sung a few more odd words in with the yodelling. Weird to say the least. Thankfully they continued until the end and were applauded. Hardly surprising they finished 16th out of 19 songs with just 15 points!

IncognitoGH
3rd October 2014, 14:07
Engelbert Humperdinck wins for the UK and he gets so drunk at the after party that he declares his love for Bonnie Tyler

zoyuxi
3rd October 2014, 22:27
- Someone sings notes so high or so low, you can't even hear them! (Though the dogs might get agitated.)

- Someone sings a song incorporating all the languages of Europe

- Weird Al collabs with someone to represent a country

- Video game simulation on stage

- One note song (eg, every note in a song is an E)

- A song incorporating both rap and opera


And on a more tragic note:
- Someone dies on stage right in the middle of their performance.

- Or, someone gets severely injured, and people call an ambulance. Performances get put on hold.

EscGeek
12th October 2014, 22:48
one of the winners returns and wins again with the song that has the same title
someone invades the stage fully naked...like in football matches
the singer starts caughing or burping

Terence
26th October 2014, 05:22
The nearest we've ever got to that was Sverre Kjelsberg and Mattis Hætta, representing Norway with "Sámiid Ædnan" in 1980. Half way through, the lead singer suddenly stopped singing and his partner entered and started yodelling, then the lead singer yodelled along with him, and sung a few more odd words in with the yodelling. Weird to say the least. Thankfully they continued until the end and were applauded. Hardly surprising they finished 16th out of 19 songs with just 15 points!

But wasn't that part of the song's weird structure??

Awful song and staging!!!!

lavieenrose
11th April 2015, 06:19
- Someone sings a song incorporating all the languages of Europe


http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sofi-marinova-eurovision-2012-dance.gif

Speaking of craziest things I can imagine.

Lupus
11th April 2015, 12:04
Given how I used to feel about Eurovision, I would have said me being present at Eurovision one year... Not anymore thanks to some lavieenrose!

So now, well I suppose a last place contestant coming back and winning the following year would be quite a surprise!

doctormalisimo
11th April 2015, 13:26
Fans not caring what language a song is in

tuorem
11th April 2015, 13:51
Björkman resigning

AshleyWright
11th April 2015, 14:40
Björkman resigning

Wasn't going to do that after 2012? But Sweden won, so he stayed.

tuorem
11th April 2015, 17:06
Wasn't going to do that after 2012? But Sweden won, so he stayed.

I didn't know that. It is what we call bad luck (for us) :mrgreen:
As much as I dislike him, I acknowledge he's very into his job and always wants the best for his country.

Chorizo
13th April 2015, 01:31
The singer is pregnant and her water breaks on stage. Nobody notices because everyone thinks it's a special effect.

The singer is pregnant and goes into labor on stage. Nobody notices because the song is so bad.

The singer is pregnant and delivers her baby on stage. She is disqualified because all performers must be at least 16 years old.

Carrie
13th April 2015, 03:58
::uk - ::en, ::sc, ::wale, http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/32/Northern%20Ireland.png,http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/32/Jersey.png, http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/32/Isle%20of%20Man.png & http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/32/Guernsey.png each getting their own entry then forming a mega voting block.

Edward
28th May 2016, 00:08
This is crazy in the sense of the idea being nearly impossible to materalize, I suppose.

But I had another idea today in this period of PED...what if the EBU opened a Eurovision channel available 365 days of a year? On the grid, we could see how the artists of the last edition would be faring post-contest (like broadcast of live gigs, news, etc.) and also all national finals could be transmitted in this same channel at equally decent quality for all. I'm sure content wouldn't be missing...besides what I already mentioned, there are 60 years of history to be revisited, countless artists, etc.
I suppose such an idea hasn't gone through yet become of budget reasons. Also having 40+ broadcasters agreeing to the same terms on the most varied topics would be a hard task. Then there's some people that feel that Eurovision should be just like Christmas, "once a year otherwise not so special anymore".

But these things aside I don't see why a Eurovision channel should not exist. I mean, there are 24/7 channels of nearly everything you can think of these days...meditation, fishing, bull fighting (!), etc.

Would be nice if an international TV channel like this could ever become a reality.

MARCOMEN
28th May 2016, 03:51
::sm winning.

cegs5
28th May 2016, 04:15
- Armenia gives Azerbaijan 12 points (jury and televote)
- Azerbaijan gives Armenia 12 points (jury and televote)
- Audience in the arena 100 % straight.
- A country from Oceania taking part...wait :?

Alaska49
28th May 2016, 05:49
• Ukraine, Greece, Russia, Azerbaijan and Romania failing to qualify and San Marino, Monaco, Andorra, Czech Republic and Slovakia qualifying instead of them.this actually happened!!! psychic douze points for you

cooliohulio
30th May 2016, 21:14
Using the new voting system, a country gets zero in the jury, but wins by a landslide in the televote. Can also work the other way around.

Chorizo
5th June 2016, 14:21
Using the new voting system, a country gets zero in the jury, but wins by a landslide in the televote. Can also work the other way around.

#Poland2017

Nikoreindeer1973
26th October 2016, 11:33
Also san Marino winning.

jimijoop
20th April 2017, 19:32
Andorra returns next year, sending Mirela internally, they winning, the contest will be in Barcelona and Toni Prieto & RTVE will be triggered

BernadetteCydonia
25th October 2017, 02:43
That one would suck to see but how about an artist collapsing mid-performance due to health problems.

FreeFair
18th March 2018, 22:47
But come on, we've had the longest shameful run so far. If it was my country winning, it'd really be one of the craziest ESC things to ever happen ;)

Haha yeah how crazy would that be.Especially with some kind of Jazz ballad.

Alaska49
20th May 2018, 18:08
That one would suck to see but how about an artist collapsing mid-performance due to health problems.
mikolas collapsed post-rehearsal....? i mean this one was quite close

BernadetteCydonia
20th May 2018, 23:35
mikolas collapsed post-rehearsal....? i mean this one was quite close

Not really. He did a back flip and only hurt himself afterwards.

Haverdge
8th July 2018, 11:28
Azerbaijan giving Armenia 12 points -- or any points for that matter.

GRE
8th July 2018, 17:37
England, Scotland, Wales, North Ireland, Gibraltar, Faroe Islands, Greenland taking part :lol:

B3stbeats
17th November 2018, 23:22
Party hard with the backing vocals Off-Stage (https://youtu.be/pu_VgbAIlPg?t=249)
Galicia takes part